This Is Why We Don't Have Nice Things
I wore my favorite hat and dress shirt today for work ... which are now covered in mud from an explosion on my way home from work. I have never run so god damn hard in my life - first, everyone thought it was thunder - then it sounded it as a rumbling - and then it fucking started raining mud. I can't even begin to explain it all ... but I'm safe and sound at home - and not injured. But, I'm sure as hell not going to work tomorrow!
