Fuzzy Polar Bear Penis
“Exams are coming up, we need to prepare” -me
“Ok, I’ll make the drinks and you set up the game; we’re going to have to use ALL the gin, vodka, tequila, red wine, irish cream, butter scotch, tonic, and strawberry banana orange juice we have to get ready for these exams.” -roommate
“Holy crap are you sure? Should I invite 10 ppl to help us?” -me
“Hell no, let them worry about their own exams” -roommate
7 hours later…..
“Wow, did we really finish it all?” -me
“I feel sick” -roommate
“I have the munchies, what happened to all our food?” -me
“We needed the room for the drinks” -roommate
“Oh, I’m going to go pass out. G’night” -me
Some of the drinks my roommate made up actually weren’t that bad. Though I quickly started to hate Irish cream bc WAY too many drinks had it since we had so much of it and my roommate insisted on using it all up. So of course we had lots of Monkey cum, Buttery nipples, and Blow jobs. Don’t you just love the names they choose for drinks? We couldn’t pass up drinks with names like Titty excretion, Jihad, and sex with an alligator, I mean that way you can start conversations with ppl with “I had a Cocksucking Cowboy the other night” or “Hi Aunt Sue, you ever try a Fuzzy Polar Bear Penis? Huh, what do you mean you got a hearing aid now?” or “I had ->insert favorite drink here<-.” I just wanted to be able to say phrases like, “Wow monkey cum is really thick and creamy going down with a slight tanging after taste.” or “I’d rather have sex with an alligator before I’d drink titty excretion.” Ok you get the point; I could go on and on. Oh if anyone wants to get me a late bday present or a going away present or a Armed forces day present (may 15th) I need a shaker/mixer.
Pics of our refrigerator
“Ok, I’ll make the drinks and you set up the game; we’re going to have to use ALL the gin, vodka, tequila, red wine, irish cream, butter scotch, tonic, and strawberry banana orange juice we have to get ready for these exams.” -roommate
“Holy crap are you sure? Should I invite 10 ppl to help us?” -me
“Hell no, let them worry about their own exams” -roommate
7 hours later…..
“Wow, did we really finish it all?” -me
“I feel sick” -roommate
“I have the munchies, what happened to all our food?” -me
“We needed the room for the drinks” -roommate
“Oh, I’m going to go pass out. G’night” -me
Some of the drinks my roommate made up actually weren’t that bad. Though I quickly started to hate Irish cream bc WAY too many drinks had it since we had so much of it and my roommate insisted on using it all up. So of course we had lots of Monkey cum, Buttery nipples, and Blow jobs. Don’t you just love the names they choose for drinks? We couldn’t pass up drinks with names like Titty excretion, Jihad, and sex with an alligator, I mean that way you can start conversations with ppl with “I had a Cocksucking Cowboy the other night” or “Hi Aunt Sue, you ever try a Fuzzy Polar Bear Penis? Huh, what do you mean you got a hearing aid now?” or “I had ->insert favorite drink here<-.” I just wanted to be able to say phrases like, “Wow monkey cum is really thick and creamy going down with a slight tanging after taste.” or “I’d rather have sex with an alligator before I’d drink titty excretion.” Ok you get the point; I could go on and on. Oh if anyone wants to get me a late bday present or a going away present or a Armed forces day present (may 15th) I need a shaker/mixer.
Pics of our refrigerator