FOOLS!
I took my test on government today and I realized virtually all the leaders the world has ever seen were (are) FOOLS! (maybe except for Augustus Caesar) This brought me to my second realization, today’s intelligent capable leaders understand that in a modern government it’s impossible to implement too much decent policy because power is diluted amongst so many idiots that much needed measures to sustain or improve society will be defeated during one of the extended time slaughtering debate sessions. Unsurprisingly, these brains have wisely chosen to devote their energy to more promising projects, such as marketing, stand-up comedy, writing, or acting. As such, our only option is obvious. We must violently overthrow our government and elect one infinitely wise man or woman as supreme dictator with full and absolute power so that he or she may execute policy unhindered instantaneously without wasting vast amount of resources on paying FOOLS to hamper human progress. We are reminded that, “The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race” (Don Marquis). Our task at hand now is to find any infinitely wise and all knowing human (or non-human). Any suggestions anyone? I would like to make the first proposal. By all means, I invite you to provide feedback on your opinions of consensus or disagreement, hopefully of the former. Ok so she’s not perfect or infinitely wise per se, but as I have indicated many times before, I believe it would be really neat to have Margaret Cho as Dictatoress! That would be sooooo (x’s 10) cool! I also totally see Eddie Izzard or Jet Li doing a noble job; I mean with plenty of experience in the entertainment business it should prove to be an invaluable asset essential for governing. Obviously, I need not explain the plain and simple logic behind the connection. Damn, I’m out of alcohol!!!
How am I supposed to keep practicing for my big day on monday? Wretched catch-22, I need to buy before my bday, it’s completely useless to be able to purchase alcohol after my 21st bday! Blast! My other excuse for drinking was to celebrate the completion of my test today. And I get my best ideas inebriated as well, if you couldn’t tell already. I also tend to ramble……why does this journal seem much longer than my others? Aha! A conspiracy of a shrinking monitor I am sure! What other possible explanation could there be!?! Jldfjlks (collapses on keyboard)
How am I supposed to keep practicing for my big day on monday? Wretched catch-22, I need to buy before my bday, it’s completely useless to be able to purchase alcohol after my 21st bday! Blast! My other excuse for drinking was to celebrate the completion of my test today. And I get my best ideas inebriated as well, if you couldn’t tell already. I also tend to ramble……why does this journal seem much longer than my others? Aha! A conspiracy of a shrinking monitor I am sure! What other possible explanation could there be!?! Jldfjlks (collapses on keyboard)