Fruitilicious-virgin-killing drinks

[daviddude]

Does anyone know the best restaurant/place/joint/club/country to celebrate a 21st birthday at? Like, a place that serves the fruitiest most deadly colorful exotic drink with enough alcohol to kill an elephant? Any restaurant with free one gallon fishbowl drinks for bday boys in Austin? I want hard liquor, none of that beer shit, so list only places

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[ex_samr875]

Yeah OK, I can't think of any place right off the bat. But I'll keep thinking, and I'm down for just about anything!

[mereparker]

hey if i was in austin on a monday night hitting the town like a bad mutha, you can surely bet I would be buying you a shot of petrone, or if you were in the mood for something more fruity, a read snapper or pineapple upside-down cake. Hot damn, that sounds good. Dunno bout the restaurants but the pinata sounds stinking awesome. I might forfeit the "coolest" place to drink/eat and go straight to "lets get shit-canned and beat the living hell out of a pinata in front of frightened children and their parents." 21st birthdays are the greatest, I wish we could all perpetually turn it every year again. whatever you do, live it up and try to solicit as MUCH free alcohol as you can.

[manhattanglam]

Alcohol. :( No Fair.

[daviddude]

That pineapple up side-down cake does sound tasty. I like ur piñata suggestion, after getting kicked out I can always hit up another joint to get some serious drinking in. I’ve actually tried holy water before when I was in catholic school and it was terrible, tasted like oil and all I remember was this burning sensation in my throat. Jesus’ blood was yummy though, but his body was kinda bland. I can still remember those cannibalistic and vampirical rituals all too well.