Googletainment
I'm a liitle behind on my writing goals for the week, so I must, must, must keep this brief.
Because Google was invented to help people like me kill time, here's what I found:
INPUT: Drake Basketball
TOP RESULT: "Did you mean Duke Basketball?"
ME: OUCH!!! That hurt.
INPUT: Terrorist Threat Level
TOP RESULT: "See More Sponsored Links for: Terrorist Threat Level"
ME: There are sponsored links for this? Now I'm scared.
INPUT: Is there a God?
TOP RESULT: "Sponsored Link: Is there a God?" The answer may surprise you!"
ME: Now I'm really scared. I've seriosly got to get back to writing. And when did Google start using cliffhangers?
Have fun this weekend. But before you go, I have to share a bit of odd writerly advice that I think belongs on the 19th floor at Wayside School: "Make sure you wash all your syllables both before and after meals. And whatever you do, don't snack on too many words before lunch, or you'll find yourself sitting around the table with your speech slurred."
Because Google was invented to help people like me kill time, here's what I found:
INPUT: Drake Basketball
TOP RESULT: "Did you mean Duke Basketball?"
ME: OUCH!!! That hurt.
INPUT: Terrorist Threat Level
TOP RESULT: "See More Sponsored Links for: Terrorist Threat Level"
ME: There are sponsored links for this? Now I'm scared.
INPUT: Is there a God?
TOP RESULT: "Sponsored Link: Is there a God?" The answer may surprise you!"
ME: Now I'm really scared. I've seriosly got to get back to writing. And when did Google start using cliffhangers?
Have fun this weekend. But before you go, I have to share a bit of odd writerly advice that I think belongs on the 19th floor at Wayside School: "Make sure you wash all your syllables both before and after meals. And whatever you do, don't snack on too many words before lunch, or you'll find yourself sitting around the table with your speech slurred."