Trump Injured in Attempted Assignation . . . er, Assassination
Me: Turn on CNN. Someone just tried to assassinate your boy.
Mary: I've been watching it on X.
Me: [dumbfounded emoji]
Mary: Trump is a great man. You may not like him, but how he responded to this is epic.
Me: Oh, I'm just as shocked as anyone else. . . . Did a bullet graze his head? He has blood on his face.
Mary: Yes, he was hit just above his ear. Another rally-goer was killed and a second in serious condition.
Me: He's lucky as hell. Two inches to his left and he'd be dead. . . . If the crowd gets hold of that shooter, they will tear him limb from limb.
Mary: The shooter was outside the perimeter.
Me: Look at the black woman with the hat and sunglasses behind Trump and to his left. She went down like she was poleaxed. I'll bet she got the bullet meant for him. [dumbfounded emoji]
Mary: Oh, no!