Chameleon? Moi?
Did any of you see that blasted Dave the Chameleon" thing by those Labour rotters? I didn't like it much. Gave me some terrible flashbacks to our Christmas do of '02, where Michael Portillo danced around wearing only a pair of PVC hotpants singing Karma Chameleon. Ugh.
Still, it is awfully considerate of Labour to tell the public that I am not Conservative, and that I care about the environment. We were planning how to play that one. David Davis jokingly suggested that we inform you plebs that various Conservative party leaders have sex with endangered animal species, to increase the population. William Hague seemed entirely too excited by the whole idea. I must admit, dear internet friends, William Hague is as creepy in real life as he is on television.
Eventually we settled on some footage of me riding a bicycle to a forest, where I would plant some trees, before hugging the aforementioned trees. I'll surely claim the unwashed hippie student vote after this! Hmm, maybe I ought to set up a photo session where I meet that Swampy fellow...
Remember: Vote Green, Go Blues! Oh blast, that isn't quite right, is it?
Still, it is awfully considerate of Labour to tell the public that I am not Conservative, and that I care about the environment. We were planning how to play that one. David Davis jokingly suggested that we inform you plebs that various Conservative party leaders have sex with endangered animal species, to increase the population. William Hague seemed entirely too excited by the whole idea. I must admit, dear internet friends, William Hague is as creepy in real life as he is on television.
Eventually we settled on some footage of me riding a bicycle to a forest, where I would plant some trees, before hugging the aforementioned trees. I'll surely claim the unwashed hippie student vote after this! Hmm, maybe I ought to set up a photo session where I meet that Swampy fellow...
Remember: Vote Green, Go Blues! Oh blast, that isn't quite right, is it?