My first entry!
Hello, to all of you out there in Internetland!
My PR team tells me that "blogging" is a new and popular trend amongst young people, and as I am out there, hip and happenin' (not to mention groovy) I have decided to join in. I'll have a decent layout when I figure out how to work this damned thing! I think now would be a good time to launch into a stand-up comedy sketch about how modern technology is hard and how the instructions are impossible to read. "My son has one of those new-fangled iPop thingies. I pressed a button on it and it exploded!" that'd be original and witty, wouldn't it? Maybe I can work it into my speech at the next party conference...
Who am I? Well, I'm the future Prime Minister of Great Britain, of course. One day I will actually just get to have tea with the Queen, instead of the doll of her I knitted. That doll is quite a chatterbox, I can tell you, although she often tells me to stab Oliver Letwin. At times I'm tempted!
So, what's been going on in the world of politics? Well, that crazy Charlie Kennedy has resigned as leader of the Lib Dems. Real Alternative? Yes, we sure do need an alternative to sober politicians. I always suspected him of being an alcie, ever since he started claiming the Lib Dems would overtake us. And then there was that phonecall when he said he was my best friend and would love me forever, and then burst into tears. Quite an odd chap. Apparently his replacement will be an alien called Ming the Merciless. Hopefully the Daily Mail and the Sun will have a field day about him being a danged foreigner. Aliens do count as foreigners, right?
That's all for today!
Hugs and kisses,
David.
My PR team tells me that "blogging" is a new and popular trend amongst young people, and as I am out there, hip and happenin' (not to mention groovy) I have decided to join in. I'll have a decent layout when I figure out how to work this damned thing! I think now would be a good time to launch into a stand-up comedy sketch about how modern technology is hard and how the instructions are impossible to read. "My son has one of those new-fangled iPop thingies. I pressed a button on it and it exploded!" that'd be original and witty, wouldn't it? Maybe I can work it into my speech at the next party conference...
Who am I? Well, I'm the future Prime Minister of Great Britain, of course. One day I will actually just get to have tea with the Queen, instead of the doll of her I knitted. That doll is quite a chatterbox, I can tell you, although she often tells me to stab Oliver Letwin. At times I'm tempted!
So, what's been going on in the world of politics? Well, that crazy Charlie Kennedy has resigned as leader of the Lib Dems. Real Alternative? Yes, we sure do need an alternative to sober politicians. I always suspected him of being an alcie, ever since he started claiming the Lib Dems would overtake us. And then there was that phonecall when he said he was my best friend and would love me forever, and then burst into tears. Quite an odd chap. Apparently his replacement will be an alien called Ming the Merciless. Hopefully the Daily Mail and the Sun will have a field day about him being a danged foreigner. Aliens do count as foreigners, right?
That's all for today!
Hugs and kisses,
David.