it is mind your anders if you are interested, guys.

[david_anders]

Jason called promptly at seven o'clock. I didn't even have to look at the clock to verify this, because this is the time my mom traditionally rolls everyone out of bed on Thanksgiving; her philosophy is that if she has to be awake to cook, everyone else has to be awake to keep her company. Everyone hates this tradition, but none of us exactly

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[leung_k]

I was talking to someone about killing chickens, I don't think it was you, but I suppose I shouldn't repeat it here because it's too grotesque. Sisters are always the best, aren't they?

[david_anders]

That wasn't me. And please don't, because it's pretty possible that I'll get sick and report you to ASPCA just for talking about it. They are the best. When I was younger, she used to torture me, but what do you do.

[leung_k]

Alright, I'll try to keep that anecdote to myself because I don't want to go to jail! Sisters torture out of love. Brothers torture out of... I don't know, you tell me.

[david_anders]

But she doesn't do it anymore, these days. She's probably my best friend, to be honest with you. Brothers are just mean like that. But I never tortured my sister, just my other brothers.

[leung_k]

Girls may be nuts, but boys are mean. Did you and your brothers fight a lot when you were wee?

[david_anders]

They have to be mean. It's something about their masculinity. Like cats and dogs. Mostly they mocked me because I was the baby and they were driving way before I was.

[leung_k]

My brother always says I'm mean but I'm not the one who'd go hiding his clothes in the flowerbed! :/

[david_anders]

Hahaha, did he do that to you? Genius. I want to do something evil to Jason. Like soak his clothes in meat and sic a dog on him like Cheaper by the Dozen.

[leung_k]

That is so mean, why didn't I think of that before? Then again, we never had a dog, so the best I could do is maybe dump fish food on his jacket.

[david_anders]

I wish I could take credit for that idea, too, because it's really genius. Anyway, you don't need a dog for it to work. You could walk him by a neighbor's house with a german shepherd in the back yard.

[leung_k]

I'll keep that in mind! But well, I have a puppy now, so I'll probably just train him to attack on my mark.

[david_anders]

What kind of dog is it? Just don't fight him a la Michael Vick, or I will be really mad at you.

[leung_k]

He's a pembroke welsh corgi, and that naturally means he's too pampered to be able to handle himself if I do enter him in a dogfighting competition. Not that I would, since you're going to report me to SPCA. Again.

[david_anders]

Oh, he's little. Just as long as you're not going to cut his ears and give him a spiked collar or anything like that. I bet he'll have a hand-knitted dog sweater and a bow in his hair, won't he?

[leung_k]

Like owner like pet, really. And no, of course I won't, for any of those. He doesn't have enough hair for a bow. Besides, I can't enter him into dog shows if I put too much accessories on him.

[david_anders]

You're going to enter him into dog shows? I always watch those on television and I laugh, because there are some ugly, ugly, ugly dogs on there. There's one, and I don't really know what breed it is, but it's nose is shaped like a cone and it's hideous.