I almost forgot my highlight of yesterday.

Nov 25, 2005 19:37

I totally forgot about this because it is so gay. and made my entire life so much better.

I went to the gas station in clairton to get gas in my stepdads truck and to get a sprite and while I was in line these three drunk jokes were talking shit behind me..

one said 'how do those girl pants fit'
which sounded very family considering this happened to mike one day we were at the store by his house.
so I turned around and said 'fine thanks'
and he said 'what are you a faggot'
and I turned back around and said 'I wasn't the one checking out another dudes ass..'
so I paid for my sprite and gas and started walking out to the truck. and the kids followed me out.
and the kid grabbed my shoulder and when I turned around he punched me in the ear...
yes.. the ear. he punched me.. in the.. ear. so I grabbed him and punched him in the head.
and I got him good right in the temple. his eyes rolled back in his head and he stumbled and his friends grabbed him.
so right before all three of them beat the shit out of me. a cop walking from his car parked on the side of the building. runs over. and grabs me and one of the three kids. and he pushes me over and says beat it. so I don't know if I could of got in any trouble for that.
but I didn't, it was gay lame. and people need to grow up and mind their business. I am never going out anywhere again.
oh and my gauge is all fucked up now, I think it's blown out from my brutal punch to my.. ear. it was all swollen and bloody.
when I took my plug out my hole is like oval. so, that's awesome.
I fucking love Thanksgiving.
Maybe I'll get stabbed on christmas.

Happy Holidays.
(congrats for reading all that)
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