Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[daveypoo]

I love Chappelle's Show. :D

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P. Diddy: If I had my way, I'd never work! I'd stay at home all day, watch Scarface fifty times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex ALL f**king DAY! Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools! Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait...till somebody sat in it...hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint and read and play violin, and climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing. I don't got that kinda time.
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Beautiful: Buc Nasty, you are so dark, when you touch yourself, it's like black-on-black crime.
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Negrodamus: White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.
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Gay KKK Member: Have you considered going back to Africa?
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Beautiful: His momma got one big titty and one little titty, and they call the bitch "Biggie Smalls!"
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Puppet: "See what you don't understand
is that that I make love to my hand
So I don't need you honey
I beat my d**k like it owes me money"

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I've never caught the Rick James skits. Am I missing out?