Surgeon General
I smoked my first ever cigarette on Friday at happy hour. I also crashed the IT department's happy hour a fee weeks ago and some older woman wanted to do it with me because I'm younger than her. Didn't happen since she's not quite a cougar. I'm sure other happy hour hilarity has ensued but oh well. Did I mention I go to happy hour a lot? Something about drinking with work people without the required office civility.