Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

[davewins]

Anyone remember this Onion article? Well, apparently the folks at Gillette do.

I can't wait for Schick's response. I want my 6-blade razor!

Comments

[carlhuber]

it could be like the six-shooter of razors.

[captain_tragedy]

just get a cheese grater, count how many cutting surfaces it has, and claim it's your n-bladed razor. that, and you might as well just peel your skin off when you get to the point of having five or 6 blades.

i've been shaving less and less, because frankly, the mach 3 gives me too close of a shave anyway.

[rockus_biggus]

why stop at a cheese grater? i mean, those cutting surfaces don't move. how about a band saw. that fucker moves fast AND you can lay down while it cuts.

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