I just watched Star Wars Episodes 4-6 dvd special edition...
Dear G. Lucas,
I just watched your special edition dvd set of episodes 4-6. Thank-you for ruining what was once a series of movies embodying many fond memories of my early childhood development. I'm sure glad you used every opportunity to add some horrible fucking half-ass animation in every little corner of your movies. They really added to my experience as they were so seem-less compared to everything else that was going on. Maybe if you spent less time eating Nachos to enlarge your huge fucking neck, you could have actually added some extra scenes that didn't stick out like a whore in church. Some highlights for me were the following: The addition of a very mobile fast talking Jabba in episode 4-really fit well with Jabba later, loved how you removed the old music and replaced it with uh....., the substitution of Hayden Christensen for the original ghost of Anakin Skywalker in the final scene of Episode 6 - likely one of the most memorable scenes from the originals--fucking Genius. I thought that after you fucked up your episodes 1-3, you could sink no further. I guess I was wrong. Great capstone achievement for your career buddy.
Yours Truly, Dave Richards
I just watched your special edition dvd set of episodes 4-6. Thank-you for ruining what was once a series of movies embodying many fond memories of my early childhood development. I'm sure glad you used every opportunity to add some horrible fucking half-ass animation in every little corner of your movies. They really added to my experience as they were so seem-less compared to everything else that was going on. Maybe if you spent less time eating Nachos to enlarge your huge fucking neck, you could have actually added some extra scenes that didn't stick out like a whore in church. Some highlights for me were the following: The addition of a very mobile fast talking Jabba in episode 4-really fit well with Jabba later, loved how you removed the old music and replaced it with uh....., the substitution of Hayden Christensen for the original ghost of Anakin Skywalker in the final scene of Episode 6 - likely one of the most memorable scenes from the originals--fucking Genius. I thought that after you fucked up your episodes 1-3, you could sink no further. I guess I was wrong. Great capstone achievement for your career buddy.
Yours Truly, Dave Richards