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[davethegnome]

Arghh ! It seems whenever I try to apply to be on Survivor, I have always missed the application deadline. Why Why Why ?

I don't think I can do the things I would like to do in life without winning a large sum of money. Plus I think Survivor would be really fun.

I guess there is always the lottery...

Or I could sell my body...

Comments

[audesapere]

you could apply to be on jeopardy

[ihatepeoplealot]

how much?

[davethegnome]

how much you got ?

[ihatepeoplealot]

so are you saying you're willing to negotiate?

[davethegnome]

of course