Does anyone else think it's weird that people say "the opposite sex"? Like. As in "opposed."

Oct 23, 2005 13:37

If someone tackled me in a football game and put me in a coma for like 13 years, I'd be totally pissed. Seriously. If I just woke up after 13 years and was all, "What happened? Where am I?" And then some doctor bitch or my highschool girlfriend that I didn't love, but still stayed by me while I was in a coma because she didn't know was all, "You've been in a coma for 13 years. Some guy tackled you in a football game. He's pro now." I'd be like, "Give me a gun."

So the band competition yesterday was really long, but it was still pretty cool. Oh wait. I'm sorry. What did I say? "Pretty cool?" What I meant was REALLY FUCKIN' COLD!!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!11!!!oneoneone!!!!!111!!!!eleven!!@
Anyway. I just moved some stuff around and then ate the judges' candy. Did you know that marching band judges don't like Fritos? WTF? Fritos rock!
Then I hung out with some buds from Franklin. Pretty sweet... And like three people said they liked my sweater. Like people I didn't know. That must be a nice sweater. I think it's magic. I mean, I like it too, but sheesh... That and my heart necklace that I made. People say stuff about that a lot these days too... Probably because it looks like the necklace of someone who would say this. "I carved your name on the bullet so that everyone would know that you were the last thing going through my head..." :p

Counting the days till the Decade show!!!!!! Eek! I wanna play it now! (5 or 6, by the way. Depends on how you count.)

So anyway...

Ciao!
-David
Previous post Next post
Up