Slashdot's 10 most dangerous play things of all time some choice excerpts:
"...they eliminated all speculation from true outdoor fun. (Is this dangerous? Hell yes, now chuck it!) ..."
"...exposure to the same isotope-U-238-has been linked to Gulf War syndrome, cancer, leukemia, and lymphoma..."
"Baby's First Death Cocoon"
"...combines the sparkly femininity of Barbie with the firepower of a bottle rocket..."
"...a motorized mouth that sensed neither pleasure nor pain. It chewed for chewing's sake. With no mechanism to turn off the munching should trouble arise..."
"Do I jump? Or do I ride it out and see if I can clear the gully? Is it sentient? Can it be reasoned with?"