Jul 20, 2005 00:53
Now somewhere in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota there lives a young boy named ROcky Racoon-a.
And one day his woman ran off with another guy.
Hit young Rocky in the eye.
Rocky didn't like that,
he said I'm gonna get that boy.
So one day he walked into town,
booked himself a room in the local saloon-a.
A Rocky Racoon
checked into his room,
only to find Gideon's Bible.
Rocky had come
equiped with a gun,
to shoot off the legs of his rival.
His rival it seems,
had broken his dreams
by stealing the girl of his fancy.
Her name was Magill
and she called herself Lil,
but everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man,
who called himself Dan,
were in the next
room at the hoedown.
Rocky burst in,
and grinning a grin.
He said 'Danny Boy,
this is a showdown.'
But Daniel was hot,
he drew first and shot,
and Rocky collapsed in the corner.
Do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do...
Do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do...
Now the docter came in,
stinking of gin
and proceeded to lie on the table.
He said, 'Rocky, you met your match.'
And Rocky said, 'Doc, it's only a scratch
and I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able.'
Now Rocky Racoon,
he fell in his room,
only to find Gideon's Bible.
Gideon checked out
and he left it no doubt,
to help with good Rocky's revival.
Egh yeah! Yeah!
Do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do...
Do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do...Come on Rocky...
Do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do d' do d' do d' do do do...A sorry Rocky...
That's the story of Rocky Racoon. May not be mine, but it's a beautiful song.