Voicemail.

[daventryprince]

"Salutations! This is Prince Alexander, but I am regrettably unable to receive your correspondence at this moment. Please leave a message and I will get back to you with alacrity."

Pause.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad at all; I can get the hang of thi--"

*beeeeeep*

Comments

[weetinyreese]

"Hey Alexander. This is Kyle Reese. Parkour is going to be on Godiva Street this week. Fastest way to get there is to go out the north gate and up Serendipity until you hit Godiva. Wear shoes and clothes you can run and jump in. See you then."

Phone day!

[solo_sword]

"Hey, it's me. I'm completely bored and wondering if you want to do something later. I'm in need of fun, or something. Let me know if you're up for it."

Re: Phone day!

[daventryprince]

[[ and replied! ]]

Whacky Phones!! Ahh!!

[sweet_balls]

[from here.]

"Wow. Well, okay. I'm Shelley, for starters, and I did a photo shoot in a sex shop once, so I'm totally comfortable with that, but dinner first would probably be best. I mean, I'm not sure who this is, but I guess I'm open to exploring with a girl some more. It's been a while, but whatever."

Re: Whacky Phones!! Ahh!!

[daventryprince]

[[ responded here! ]]

[need_no_moon]

[From here]

"Who the fuck are you calling deranged? You're the one insulting people on their voicemail. Get a fucking life."

[daventryprince]

[[ and replied! ]]