I Gave My First Blow-Job To London Calling By The Clash....
So I was all like "damn" and Trixy is all like "damn" and Lee is all like "damn!" and we go to Athens and drink CRAZY coffee. That was Friday.
Saturday I was all like "ooh baby.." And Lee was all "ooh baby, it hurts he's not gay" and Later I am all like "shit I drank too faaaaaast. and Dan is all "fuck yeah!" and Im all "Im going to call the Betty Ford Clinic." Until later when we pick up Trixy and we go on a ICEE run but we couldn't get the blue kind cause it kept making sounds in the back. So we laughed like.. A LOT and we drank 34534 cups of Athens' coffee again and smoked many cigarettes and chilled and Trixy wants to beat this one girl's face in. She knows who she is.
Sunday I couldn't talk cause my mouth was full.
The Clash is so GROOoooOOOVY.
Monday I was recovering from sunday and I was all like "EWOHMYGODIHADHISCOCKINMYMOUTHANDITWASGROSSGROSSGROSS" and the guy was all "oh YEEeah!" and I was all like "You only like me on my knees"
Today I was ignoring a bunch of people because I wanted to and I hurt alot of feelings but I called an "old flame" of mine and he is just my friend and I make fun of him alot cause he sucks but I want him now.. not someone elses man.. But him. No-man's man. I want him to sing me Oi....
French Oi.
Saturday I was all like "ooh baby.." And Lee was all "ooh baby, it hurts he's not gay" and Later I am all like "shit I drank too faaaaaast. and Dan is all "fuck yeah!" and Im all "Im going to call the Betty Ford Clinic." Until later when we pick up Trixy and we go on a ICEE run but we couldn't get the blue kind cause it kept making sounds in the back. So we laughed like.. A LOT and we drank 34534 cups of Athens' coffee again and smoked many cigarettes and chilled and Trixy wants to beat this one girl's face in. She knows who she is.
Sunday I couldn't talk cause my mouth was full.
The Clash is so GROOoooOOOVY.
Monday I was recovering from sunday and I was all like "EWOHMYGODIHADHISCOCKINMYMOUTHANDITWASGROSSGROSSGROSS" and the guy was all "oh YEEeah!" and I was all like "You only like me on my knees"
Today I was ignoring a bunch of people because I wanted to and I hurt alot of feelings but I called an "old flame" of mine and he is just my friend and I make fun of him alot cause he sucks but I want him now.. not someone elses man.. But him. No-man's man. I want him to sing me Oi....
French Oi.