hahahahhaha jimmy kalmer is the shit

[davebean]

PierogyJim: dont you hate that
PierogyJim: the boner prod
PierogyJim: you have to play it off
Im in a Cult: fuckin terrible
Im in a Cult: hahahah
Im in a Cult: makes you feel like such a scumbag
PierogyJim: like keep talking and act like it never happened when you both know your penis is aching
Im in a Cult: hahahhahaha
PierogyJim: the worst is when im giving a hot girl a hug
Im in a Cult: im really laughing out loud right now
PierogyJim: i have to hug them without pelvis contact
Im in a Cult: i knooooow
PierogyJim: at work though its awesome, because i can have boners and no one would know because of the apron
Im in a Cult: hahah i know all about that
PierogyJim: hahaha you know what im talking about
Im in a Cult: or theyll hit it with the back of their hand on accident and your whole body flinches
PierogyJim: haha the back of the hand thing has happened to me several times
Im in a Cult: oh man, this is going on livejournal
PierogyJim: hahaha