Warning: NOT for the weak of heart
So Dad and I are driving to Cosi in Larchmont and within 5 minutes we manage to get extremely lost. A few more minutes and Dad's basically like, screw the MapQuest, we're going to have an adventure. And then somehow, miraculously, we find ourselves on the right street.
ME: Wow, Dad, that was impressive! How did you do that??
DAD (preening): Oh, well, I'm a guy. It takes a real MAN to understand directions.
ME (looking at my crotch): POINT NORTH!
DAD: (nearly drives off road)
I had to explain this to Shir, like, 3 times. Needless to say.
ME: Wow, Dad, that was impressive! How did you do that??
DAD (preening): Oh, well, I'm a guy. It takes a real MAN to understand directions.
ME (looking at my crotch): POINT NORTH!
DAD: (nearly drives off road)
I had to explain this to Shir, like, 3 times. Needless to say.