Intimidation statistic apparently approaching maximum
Virtually without fail, every day I go to work, there's this little scene that plays out.
I'll be walking down the hall, someone will catch sight of me, they will gasp with unspeakable horror, sometimes scream with alarm, often clutch at their chest, and then, after a bit of nervous laughter while I give an increasingly half-hearted and insincere ( Read more... )
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But your look is not unique, this type of build and attire is not like... unheard of?
I don't think you're frightening looking at all but I entirely sympathize with you. I run around with 'funny' and 'aggressive' t-shirts on, and for a while I rocked a mohawk, and I tend to talk very loudly.
I am often the cause of fear in strangers. Children, in particular, tend to shriek, hide behind their parents or the nearest architectural convenience, and then stare at me as if I can't see them ogling. I like kids, this is always confusing and bewildering to me, since when they get to know me, they love me.
I particularly enjoy the super hero pose you've taken in your photo. I wanted to help, so.... here.
If anything, this should make people want to be around you and be impressed, not scared. Unless you're some kind of villain? In that case, I would need to draw er... I mean you would need to wear some kind of menacing mask, which I would need to illustrate.
On the other hand, this image DOES tell me what people might find so frightening. I think I figured it out.
You have what appears to be a HUGE ... er... third leg.
It looks enormous. You might put Ron Jeremy to shame.
If I were a small asian lady, and I saw THAT "just standing in an elevator"... I'd be scared too. You KNOW their genital capacity, OUTSIDE of manga, is rather petite.
So the regular response to you might just be shock and awe at the size of your wang. Maybe you shoulder consider more constrictive underwear so the bulge is less apparent?
:D
That was fun, HOORAY for Graphic Artists with time on their hands.
Hope you enjoyed.
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Funnily enough, his position was perfectly aligned so that I could give him appropriate legs.
Enjoy!
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See? Not scary at all.
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Old school Awesome.
Seeing a man with a mustache, carrying around 800 lb barbells.
Win? Yes
Scary? No
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Sort of like with clowns. They're supposed to be wholesome and fun, but they actually freak people out, for the most part.
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Thank you!
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I have for some time been aware of a dubious service available online, whereby one might obtain, for a price, a "celestial soul portrait", such as can be found here: http://iasos.com/artists/erial/celestial-soul-portraits/
I feel as though in some significant measure, that artform has been eclipsed and rendered meaningless by what you have accomplished here, and elsewhere in this post.
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I think this deserves a Happy Dance icon.
Lol, that site is crap, and those pictures are crap.
But...
I am still rather proud of myself. The strong man picture was pure win, I'm seriously like so impressed xD
Glad you enjoyed my boredom and hyper creative drive.
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