Intimidation statistic apparently approaching maximum

[dave_littler]

Virtually without fail, every day I go to work, there's this little scene that plays out.

I'll be walking down the hall, someone will catch sight of me, they will gasp with unspeakable horror, sometimes scream with alarm, often clutch at their chest, and then, after a bit of nervous laughter while I give an increasingly half-hearted and insincere

Comments

[dwaleberry]

"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then."

- Dwight, Sin City

[cyranothe2nd]

ROFL, this. Just take to carrying a battle axe and embrace it. :D

[dave_littler]

Personally, I've always liked the elegance and volume of the halberd.

[cyranothe2nd]

Rofl, as long as it's not a kitana. There can be only one!

[dave_littler]

I'm not even sure how I would go about weilding a Mortal Kombat II character as an effective weapon. I lack the proficiency in such an outlandishly exotic impliment of wound-inducement.

[mothwentbad]

[dave_littler]

I applaud the reference. A Dame To Kill For is probably the best of the Sin City stories, and certainly my personal favourite.