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I am bored, and want a concise summary of everyone’s summer.
Fill ‘er up!
Ultimato-tron-ibot Summah Survay!
In the beginning, I thought this summer would be:
dancy, spacy, out of control!
Three things you promised yourself you’d do?
Go to the vibe, acquire a mannequin, work in a graveyard
Did you do them?
No.
Songs that will always remind you of this summer:
Beep - PCD
Hung Up - Madonna
MacArthur Park - Donna Summer
Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
Girls - Beastie Boys
Smells that will remind you of this summer:
paint
steel
machine coolant
almond butter
Tastes?:
Paint
steel
machine coolant
almond butter
New favourite bands:
Sly and the Family Stone
The Temptations
The Supremes
The Platters
Beastie Boys
New obsessions:
tequila?
Compliment assaults (“Nice choice of bench!”)
The word “squillion”
“What’s your name?”
Memories . . . (in the corner of my mind)
I laughed hardest when . . .
The lady in “Airplane!” horked up an egg with a baby bird
I cried when . . .
The muppets took Manhattan
I puked when . . .
I thought my wisdom teeth kept from my surgery were tylenol 3's
It was WAY awkward when . . .
Trying to get the pedophile swordsman not to sell tickets to a fake make-out session with Alaina
I was freaked out when . . .
I saw a bear.
Quotes:
The Funniest! (narrow ‘em down to three, I know it’s hard)
1. “I eat mink for breakfast.”
2. “Please the beagles. Make it legal.”
3. “Level Nine: having babies on the moon!”
Words you never want to hear again:
“Let’s go to the bar!” - Natalie
Summer Lovin’:
Secret Crushes?
Julian, the Recordian Siberian Tiger
Red Shirt (only from far away)
Bruno, from Fame
Not-so-secret crushes?
Donna Summer
Dating?
Are they...
I are married to . . .
The lord.
Revisionatory!:
People I wish I’d seen less of:
pedophile swordsman
People I wish I’d seen more of:
Alex!
Matt Williams!
Nikki!
Ben, the illicit henna tattoo artist!
When school starts, I will not be able to handle . . .
The joy of living with Lindsay Code, on my own.
If I were to do this summer over again, I’d . . .
Go to the VIBE
Next summer, I will definitely . . .
Go to the VIBE
This was the summer of . . .
heterosexuality.