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I have nothing to say, but I must at least try to keep up with the pace Lucy and Eilidh post at (which by the way is most upsetting). I don't understand how you have time to eat with all the typing.
Some extracts from an e-mail from Vari which made me laugh:
Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. (This is also a tip for Eilidh when she starts sleeping with Jony)
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Some extracts from an e-mail from Vari which made me laugh:
Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. (This is also a tip for Eilidh when she starts sleeping with Jony)
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.