Dear God :)
Dear God,
I love you so much. Thank you so much for giving me life. Can I just ask you a couple questions? Why did you create life? I mean, weren't the dinosaurs good enough? Why did you make the single-celled prokaryotes evolve into multicellular organisms? Are you THAT alone? I asked my stepsister Kitty why life God created life, and she said so he wouldn't be so alone. I asked her why we had to go by the bible and have so much structure... Most of all, I was questioning the fact that you make us live here on Earth BEFORE we can go to Heaven. Why is that? Are you testing us to see if we are good enough to join you? My mommy once told me to never judge people - isn't that the same thing? I mean, if you're going to create beasts like us humans, you should as well stick with them 'til the bitter end, even if they make bad choices on Earth. I mean, a nigger who shoots up a bank to get a few more bucks doesn't necessarily mean he is a bad person. For example, what if he/she shot up the bank to help his poor family because they are dirty poor? Does this wrong make a right? Or are you going to let us humans multiply, even if the worst habitats? Why are you testing all of the helpless people here on Earth? Didn't you realize that life is going to continue to multiply until the End of Days? People in Cambodia and Africa are so skinny because they are starving to death due to poor lifestyles... grown adults are often mistaken for children because they are so malnourished... are you testing THEM? What's the point? They don't even believe in YOU. They believe in another God... so I've come to the conclusion that while people think you are testing us to get into Heaven, I think you're playing a nasty cruel game... taking likeness upon others who are starving and homeless. You want everyone to defy human nature - your physical exam for humans to get into eternal life in Heaven...
If you give a dog a bone, he'll eat it
If you give a baby a bottle, he'll suck it
If you give a chinese person some chopsticks, he'll chop it
If you give a nigger a gun, he'll shoot it
Why do you expect everyone to go against what they are genetically meant to do? If it is a sin to shoot a man, do you resist temptation to protect your family? Where is the book of exceptions? This life is like a big black hole... a black hole where everything is sucked in, inevitably waiting for its own demise.
I can go on for hours, Father... but I don't want to. I need to get back to my bass playing because I actually take likeness upon that.
Sincerely,
Jimmy (human #987,425,452,435,454,166,888,466,233,666,357,332,686)
P.S. If you expect me to obey your every command and test in order to get into Heaven and live eternally WITH you, then you must be fucked up!!! I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!!!
And... if the rumors are true... that we don't get to eat in Heaven because we don't need food... THEN I DON'T WANT TO GO, EITHER!!! I love the taste of chicken and Country Crock Mashed Potatoes!! I can't give that up.
I'd rather join Satan and burn things. At least we can have roast beef down there. I prefer the old cliche, "Every man for himself!" That's how it'd be down there.
Oh-one more thing. I don't like gold pavements. What's the point? If gold is THAT abundant, then gold will be meaningless.
Take this for example, if a man had a genie and wished for all the money in the world... then no one would have money but him, right?
How can he possibly be rich then because others would not fret upon their lack up money, they'll start using other things (like rocks for example) to buy things with. Inevitably, this whole thing is a paradox because rocks are more abundant than anything in the world so how can they possibly be rich themselves if everyone had rocks including the guy with all the money in the world.
Holy shit does any of this make any sense!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
UPDATE: I've been thinking a lot about this entry... AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT SOMEWHERE, THE BIBLE STATES THAT DOGS ARE ONLY HERE ON EARTH TO ACCOMPANY HUMANS... THEY DON'T GO TO HEAVEN WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO...
All I have to say is... NO!!!!!
I'm never leaving my Benji!!!!! BENJI BAD!!!
AND I DOUBT LIZ WILL EVER LEAVE THE OLIVE!! owwwwww!!!!
I love you so much. Thank you so much for giving me life. Can I just ask you a couple questions? Why did you create life? I mean, weren't the dinosaurs good enough? Why did you make the single-celled prokaryotes evolve into multicellular organisms? Are you THAT alone? I asked my stepsister Kitty why life God created life, and she said so he wouldn't be so alone. I asked her why we had to go by the bible and have so much structure... Most of all, I was questioning the fact that you make us live here on Earth BEFORE we can go to Heaven. Why is that? Are you testing us to see if we are good enough to join you? My mommy once told me to never judge people - isn't that the same thing? I mean, if you're going to create beasts like us humans, you should as well stick with them 'til the bitter end, even if they make bad choices on Earth. I mean, a nigger who shoots up a bank to get a few more bucks doesn't necessarily mean he is a bad person. For example, what if he/she shot up the bank to help his poor family because they are dirty poor? Does this wrong make a right? Or are you going to let us humans multiply, even if the worst habitats? Why are you testing all of the helpless people here on Earth? Didn't you realize that life is going to continue to multiply until the End of Days? People in Cambodia and Africa are so skinny because they are starving to death due to poor lifestyles... grown adults are often mistaken for children because they are so malnourished... are you testing THEM? What's the point? They don't even believe in YOU. They believe in another God... so I've come to the conclusion that while people think you are testing us to get into Heaven, I think you're playing a nasty cruel game... taking likeness upon others who are starving and homeless. You want everyone to defy human nature - your physical exam for humans to get into eternal life in Heaven...
If you give a dog a bone, he'll eat it
If you give a baby a bottle, he'll suck it
If you give a chinese person some chopsticks, he'll chop it
If you give a nigger a gun, he'll shoot it
Why do you expect everyone to go against what they are genetically meant to do? If it is a sin to shoot a man, do you resist temptation to protect your family? Where is the book of exceptions? This life is like a big black hole... a black hole where everything is sucked in, inevitably waiting for its own demise.
I can go on for hours, Father... but I don't want to. I need to get back to my bass playing because I actually take likeness upon that.
Sincerely,
Jimmy (human #987,425,452,435,454,166,888,466,233,666,357,332,686)
P.S. If you expect me to obey your every command and test in order to get into Heaven and live eternally WITH you, then you must be fucked up!!! I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!!!
And... if the rumors are true... that we don't get to eat in Heaven because we don't need food... THEN I DON'T WANT TO GO, EITHER!!! I love the taste of chicken and Country Crock Mashed Potatoes!! I can't give that up.
I'd rather join Satan and burn things. At least we can have roast beef down there. I prefer the old cliche, "Every man for himself!" That's how it'd be down there.
Oh-one more thing. I don't like gold pavements. What's the point? If gold is THAT abundant, then gold will be meaningless.
Take this for example, if a man had a genie and wished for all the money in the world... then no one would have money but him, right?
How can he possibly be rich then because others would not fret upon their lack up money, they'll start using other things (like rocks for example) to buy things with. Inevitably, this whole thing is a paradox because rocks are more abundant than anything in the world so how can they possibly be rich themselves if everyone had rocks including the guy with all the money in the world.
Holy shit does any of this make any sense!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
UPDATE: I've been thinking a lot about this entry... AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT SOMEWHERE, THE BIBLE STATES THAT DOGS ARE ONLY HERE ON EARTH TO ACCOMPANY HUMANS... THEY DON'T GO TO HEAVEN WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO...
All I have to say is... NO!!!!!
I'm never leaving my Benji!!!!! BENJI BAD!!!
AND I DOUBT LIZ WILL EVER LEAVE THE OLIVE!! owwwwww!!!!