[Dlanor is walking around town, a notepad in one hand. She makes clanking noises as she walks because she has recently acquired her BFG (Big Fucking Gauntlet). At first glance, there's nothing out of the ordinary
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[Special Attack - Float Helplessly To Your Doom]heartstar_bluesApril 15 2010, 11:20:39 UTC
[The Captain was floating along with the breeze, as light as a leaf and as helpless as one. Flailing when he saw someone that might be able to help. Not really caring who.]
Hey you! Clanky! ☠☠☠☠ help! Catch me or something!
[He was floating her way reaching out with his hand as if hoping someone would snag it.]
[The Captain was floating low for now. He'd grab her hand as she reached. She'd find it was easy to hold him too he was actually as light as a leaf. The light breeze was what was floating him!]
Either way, the chances of you getting hurt were high. Even though it's dangerous to be around me right now, it's more dangerous to be floating around randomly.
Yeah... I got hit by a car earlier... ☠☠☠☠ drone didn't even stop to check on me as I floated away. If I stop floating and I'm too high I am pretty sure I am going to die...
[He still was not sure about why he should be punched but for now let that go in light of almost dieing.]
Then we should get you somewhere safe immediately. You were saying something about where you live earlier. I'll escort you there if you'd like, but please be aware that I might hit you again.
Ever since I put this gauntlet on, I've been unable to stop myself from hitting people. I have no intention of hurting others, but right now I have no choice in the matter. So I wouldn't hit you because I wanted to.
Hey you! Clanky! ☠☠☠☠ help! Catch me or something!
[He was floating her way reaching out with his hand as if hoping someone would snag it.]
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Oh thank ☠☠☠☠ Christ kid!
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[She's still holding on to his arm in case he starts to fly away again, but it's pretty obvious she wants to let go ASAP.]
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☠☠☠☠... I thought I was a gonner there. I'm The Captain by the way...
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...I do not mean to sound rude, but perhaps you should find something else to hold on to. Your safety is compromised by being this close to me.
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☠☠☠☠... if you let me go I might just die. ☠☠☠☠ that. Just find something to tie me too. I don't think it can be that dangerous.
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I would, but I don't have anything to tie you with.
[A pause, and then her fist is flying right at your face.]
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Oh... well maybe you can take me indoors. I live at...
[Then he was punched in the face.]
☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠! Why did you do that?!
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Then you should have let go!
[As far as he could understand she punched him because he held onto her hand, but then again he did have a punchable face.]
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[He still was not sure about why he should be punched but for now let that go in light of almost dieing.]
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[Yeah, he'd love to be escorted home but...]
Look, I'm a pretty terrible guy I admit. But I've been sober for days and been cutting back on ☠☠☠☠ swearing.
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