The Truth About April Fool's Day

[daughterofknox]

...I believe I have discovered a reasonable excuse to cut phone lines outside of a murder mystery.

[She won't actually cut them. But the thought has occurred to her.]

Comments

[hit_me_haaarder]

If you cut them, they'll just grow back.

[daughterofknox]

[...what.]

I can assure you they won't.

[hit_me_haaarder]

They'll come back even stronger.

[daughterofknox]

Phone lines do not live. If they are damaged in any way, they can't fix themselves, let alone improve.

[hit_me_haaarder]

Ooh, I thought you had said snakes.

[daughterofknox]

...No, I wasn't talking about snakes. They don't have anything to do with what's going on.

[hit_me_haaarder]

BZZT! Wrong, wrong, wroo~oong! Snakes are always involved! When there's witches, there's snakes! Medusa's aaalways causing trouble!

[daughterofknox]

That is not the case at all. Very few of the witches I've encountered associated themselves in any way with snakes.

[hit_me_haaarder]

You haven't heard of Medusa?! Whoa boy! You're lucky!

She's the worst witch of 'em all! I want to smash her face in the ground over and over and over.

[daughterofknox]

Her name isn't Medusa, but I do know a witch I'd like to do similar things to.

[hit_me_haaarder]

Witches are SO ANNOYING. They always mess up all my fun! They're fun to beat, though! When I get my hands on Medusa, I'll have soooooo much fun with her~

[daughterofknox]

And stoop to their level? How disappointing.

[hit_me_haaarder]

If she's anything like her sister, it'll be a nice, crazy time!