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Nomed D. Rater
420 MaryJane Lane
Venus, CA 54321
Objective:
Ass-Licker for Jeremy International
Qualifications:
Quick to Anger
Cleptomaniac
Good at Burning Things
Experienced in Handjobs and Cunnilingus
Employment History:
April 2055 - January 2056 Receptionist for Satan. Burned taxers, handled phone conversations, peed in mouths.
October 2047 - July 2052 Male Stripper and Chauffeur for BoogyItOnNightclub, Paris, France. Performed vicious acts of indecency for the public and was rented out as a common, English whore for pitiless humans.
August 2044 - May 2046 Record Producer for Sun Inc. Handled bands and individual accounts with Eliza Montgomery, Alyssa Mac, John Frusciante.
Other Experiences:
September 2051 - March 2053 Kitten Killer for Pets, Anonymous. Drowned, asphyxiated and mutilated kittens.
March 2053 - April 2055 Homeless. Experienced in death, destruction, train rides, and begging for money. Good at cons.
Education:
September 2003 - May 2021 Jack's School of Discipline. Graduated with a 2.0 GPA.
*References may be available upon masturbation.
--fun, simple writing exercise. job hunts suck.--
420 MaryJane Lane
Venus, CA 54321
Objective:
Ass-Licker for Jeremy International
Qualifications:
Quick to Anger
Cleptomaniac
Good at Burning Things
Experienced in Handjobs and Cunnilingus
Employment History:
April 2055 - January 2056 Receptionist for Satan. Burned taxers, handled phone conversations, peed in mouths.
October 2047 - July 2052 Male Stripper and Chauffeur for BoogyItOnNightclub, Paris, France. Performed vicious acts of indecency for the public and was rented out as a common, English whore for pitiless humans.
August 2044 - May 2046 Record Producer for Sun Inc. Handled bands and individual accounts with Eliza Montgomery, Alyssa Mac, John Frusciante.
Other Experiences:
September 2051 - March 2053 Kitten Killer for Pets, Anonymous. Drowned, asphyxiated and mutilated kittens.
March 2053 - April 2055 Homeless. Experienced in death, destruction, train rides, and begging for money. Good at cons.
Education:
September 2003 - May 2021 Jack's School of Discipline. Graduated with a 2.0 GPA.
*References may be available upon masturbation.
--fun, simple writing exercise. job hunts suck.--