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daughterofchump

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May 20, 2009 18:21

HEY DIMO! Look towards the docks doublequick and tell me what you see!

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[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 02:07:06 UTC

Pff! Dimo dun do guard duty no more. Dot's my job, sveethot!

Hy has been vatchink dose tings since dey came into view.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 02:08:33 UTC

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Ehhh. Zo, does hyu guys got a protocol for valkink cactuses?

daughterofchump May 21 2009, 02:17:54 UTC

Yeah, but he's got the best eyes. Now if it was listening...

So no offense to your eyes, but I was distracted at the moment. I don't like how they're showing up in the middle of the forest. It's not their native habitat.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 02:27:13 UTC

*laughs* Hyu iz all confused, dollink. Dimo gots de goot nose. Oggie vos de vun vit de goot eyes. Bot right now Hy iz de vun vit de teleshcope so mine iz de best eyes in de whole town!

Dose tings look like fon. Hy tink Hy iz gonna get down from here und get ready to make zum CACTUS SALAD!

Re: [Voice] causink_trouble May 21 2009, 02:33:42 UTC

*laughs at long explanation*

Hy tink de captain vanted de telescope, Maxim.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 02:42:32 UTC

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No she din't. She vanted de lookout to tell her vot dose tings vos. Hy iz de lookout. Now shtop chit-chattink! Ve gots to go slice und dice!

[Voice] daughterofchump May 21 2009, 02:55:05 UTC

What? But his are huge...Well never mind then, good to know.

Now speaking of know, you do know those things shoot their spines out, right?

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 04:14:31 UTC

Hy does now! Dot chust makes tings more insterestink, hyu know?

[Voice] theschmotone May 21 2009, 04:15:42 UTC

Ho yez. Ezpecially vhen hyu comes back to de ship looking like a pincushion, und hyu gets to decide vhether hyu vants Mamma or me to pull dem spines out.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 04:19:56 UTC

Fine, den hyu can stay on de ship like a sissy because hyu iz afraid of gettink poked a few times. Me und Jenka vill go hunt monsters for hyu, Meester Scared-Of-Zum-Plants-Guy.

[Voice] causink_trouble May 21 2009, 04:33:32 UTC

Yah, ve sure vill. *growls in anticipation*

Ve should bring vun beck for him!

[Voice] theschmotone May 21 2009, 04:34:18 UTC

Vhat did hyu just call me?!?

I iz gonna go down und kill more of dem tings den eidder of hyu!

Besides, takes vun to know vun, sveethot.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 04:42:45 UTC

*tone doesn't change one bit*

Hy called hyu a SISSY, Dimo! Now shut op und get hyu ass down here before Hy gots to drag hyu by de feet.

[Voice] theschmotone May 21 2009, 04:49:24 UTC

*opens his mouth to say something, but thinks better of it*

Yez, hyu's right, Sir. Be right dere.

[Voice] holdon2yourhat May 21 2009, 05:03:05 UTC

Demn right.

*mutters* Gots to do efferytink myself.

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