RoTM 1.85.6: Build a harem.
Hello! You got to be President of the United States for a bit, recently. Hope you liked that. Now, you are the Sultan/Sultana of the Realmala Empire. You now control all of the world’s oil, diamonds, gold and bananas. You must select five (5) people for your harem, and two people to guard the harem from jealous invaders. Please note that these two people (if male) will have to be turned into eunuchs. The five harem members will be bathed, dressed in flimsy garments and given a potion that makes you irresistible to them. You will also need to select a General for your army of warriors. Have fun.
Alright, let's get a few things straight about my harem, okay?
For starters, I don't need a potion to make men think I'm irresistible. If a guy doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. I'm not going to drug him to make him like me. So that's out. Totally.
Second? Okay, let's build this thing and I'll explain myself as we go.
My five harem members are:
Miles Lawson (theysayimdoomed)
Peter Petrelli (mybrothershadow)
Nathan Petrelli (vote4nathan)
Shane Gannon (arobinhoodtype)
Gabriel Gray (soundofmurder)
Before everyone starts "WTF!"ing me, here's my logic on this.
Miles is my best friend and it would be really funny to put him in flimsy clothes. If I'm going to be a Sultana, I'm going to need my best friend to stay close because I won't have the time to harass him the way I usually do. Besides, its not like he can't write while in a harem. He can do his thing while I do my thing.
Peter is my boyfriend. He's the only member of my harem that has to find me irresistible, and he does, which means we won't have any problems with me getting the short end of the Sultana stick. And Peter has like a million special 'abilities' (I'm referring to like, super power abilities, not sexual abilities--but yeah, he has those too), and he's possessive. If I put anyone else in the harem who actually wanted to have sex with me, Peter would fry them have a problem with it. Monogamy in a harem kinda defeats the purpose, but whatever. We're happy, deal with it.
Nathan is my Chief. I'd make him a General, but then he wouldn't get to be around Peter as much, and Peter needs something to do when he's not doing me busy. Besides, Nathan and I have been staying at Peter's apartment a lot, and we've got the living arrangement down. I'm keeping him close and putting him in the harem whether he wants to be in it or not.
Shane is my Roomie. Like Miles, all you have to do to keep him happy is hand him a laptop and let him go to work. It would take some adjusting for him to get used to a harem, but he'd do it for me. There's not a lot that he wouldn't do for me, he's one of my closest friends and he always makes me feel important. I need Shane in my harem so that we can watch movies together and hang out. We haven't been hanging out a lot lately, its my fault. I haven't been around enough for it. I'd be around if he was in my harem!
Gabriel is my gentleman. He's so sweet and well-mannered, so polite, that I need him around to balance out the rest of us Or maybe just Miles. He's another person who I haven't seen enough of lately. We have a lot of catching up to do, so why not do it in a harem? Besides, I think he would get along with Shane. They're both kinda shy and totally brilliant. He can make a harem!buddy.
Josef (paranoiainblood) is my General. He's all about owning people, and sure, he's a businessman, but he'd get the job done. And take care of any enemies I might make. You don't fuck with Josef Konstantin.
And because I don't hate any guy enough to make him a eunuch, my guards are whattingawhat and hellionatnight. They'd keep us safe.
My harem is awesome, isn't it?
Alright, let's get a few things straight about my harem, okay?
For starters, I don't need a potion to make men think I'm irresistible. If a guy doesn't like me, he doesn't like me. I'm not going to drug him to make him like me. So that's out. Totally.
Second? Okay, let's build this thing and I'll explain myself as we go.
My five harem members are:
Miles Lawson (theysayimdoomed)
Peter Petrelli (mybrothershadow)
Nathan Petrelli (vote4nathan)
Shane Gannon (arobinhoodtype)
Gabriel Gray (soundofmurder)
Before everyone starts "WTF!"ing me, here's my logic on this.
Miles is my best friend and it would be really funny to put him in flimsy clothes. If I'm going to be a Sultana, I'm going to need my best friend to stay close because I won't have the time to harass him the way I usually do. Besides, its not like he can't write while in a harem. He can do his thing while I do my thing.
Peter is my boyfriend. He's the only member of my harem that has to find me irresistible, and he does, which means we won't have any problems with me getting the short end of the Sultana stick. And Peter has like a million special 'abilities' (I'm referring to like, super power abilities, not sexual abilities--but yeah, he has those too), and he's possessive. If I put anyone else in the harem who actually wanted to have sex with me, Peter would fry them have a problem with it. Monogamy in a harem kinda defeats the purpose, but whatever. We're happy, deal with it.
Nathan is my Chief. I'd make him a General, but then he wouldn't get to be around Peter as much, and Peter needs something to do when he's not doing me busy. Besides, Nathan and I have been staying at Peter's apartment a lot, and we've got the living arrangement down. I'm keeping him close and putting him in the harem whether he wants to be in it or not.
Shane is my Roomie. Like Miles, all you have to do to keep him happy is hand him a laptop and let him go to work. It would take some adjusting for him to get used to a harem, but he'd do it for me. There's not a lot that he wouldn't do for me, he's one of my closest friends and he always makes me feel important. I need Shane in my harem so that we can watch movies together and hang out. We haven't been hanging out a lot lately, its my fault. I haven't been around enough for it. I'd be around if he was in my harem!
Gabriel is my gentleman. He's so sweet and well-mannered, so polite, that I need him around to balance out the rest of us Or maybe just Miles. He's another person who I haven't seen enough of lately. We have a lot of catching up to do, so why not do it in a harem? Besides, I think he would get along with Shane. They're both kinda shy and totally brilliant. He can make a harem!buddy.
Josef (paranoiainblood) is my General. He's all about owning people, and sure, he's a businessman, but he'd get the job done. And take care of any enemies I might make. You don't fuck with Josef Konstantin.
And because I don't hate any guy enough to make him a eunuch, my guards are whattingawhat and hellionatnight. They'd keep us safe.
My harem is awesome, isn't it?