I do memes?
I post twice in two days?
I CAN SUDDENLY DRAW REALISTIC FACES SO LONG AS THE SUBJECT IS NO OLDER THAN FOUR? (More on that later.)
C'est la vie, mes amis.
One True Pairing Ship: More and more it's becoming Horatio/Natalia (though if someone, somewhere would write some good Horatio/Mac I would be all. over. it.)
Canon Ship: Oh, geez...I guess I don't have one. Unless you count Alexx and her unseen husband. Yes, that'll do.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a fork" 'Ship: I will if Horatio and Stetler ever make eyes at each other.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Alexx/corpse (Some people will misinterpret anything.)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Horatio/Frank
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: How do you mean? Though I suppose that Eric/Natalia/Ryan triangle could qualify.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Horatio/Ryan. Not quite sold because Ryan's still an insufferable prick. But if we back-track to the third season's cute-new-guy-with-cute-hair-and-big-eyes-who-totally-has-a-crush-on-his-new-boss!Ryan, then I'm all for it.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Orgy? Haven't got one. There has to be some subtext.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Horatio/Calleigh. Not that I don't feel where the shippers are coming from, I just don't feel into it.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Horatio/Natalia. *nods*
D-M