I've decided that Vegetarianism is an eating disorder. Eating > Ethics, Taste > Health, Openness > Picky, Vegetarianism is a tolerated eating disorder.
In the future I will console people with this affliction. "I'm sorry your wicked god has afflicted you so!"
Of course this excludes most of my friends who are vegetarians. I'm looking for new people to heckle.
Here's a picture of me from the future, directing a symphony:
Show tonight! Headhunters. I'll be there chilling by 9:30