Heh...
I found this while browsing Teletran One, and I think it's..uh...interesting. I'm not quite sure who wrote it, though-I bet it was Prowl though, especially after the whole..um...incident...with the catapult. Although we've been pretty good when it comes to doing pranks and stuff lately. We're not exactly 100% totally good, but we haven't done anything major in awhile, and that's good right? So anyway, this is just a list of stuff I found that 'swipe, Sunny, and I aren't allowed to do anymore, apparently. You'd think they'd post it for us to to see, but maybe it just got forgotten about or something. At least it doesn't list everything that we've tried...
1. Not allowed to paint Bumblebee like ‘Herbie the Love Bug’.
2. Not allowed to taunt drivers with Decepticon insignias on their cars.
3. Not allowed to threaten to ‘tape over’ Steeljaw, Rewind, Eject, and Ramhorn.
4. Not allowed to teach children swear words when doing public relations at schools.
5. Not allowed to paint myself like Prowl or Red Alert as a joke. (Bluestreak and Sideswipe only)
6. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
7. Not allowed to make up random codes and yell them just to see Red Alert’s reaction.
8. Not allowed to try anything ‘I saw on Knight Rider this one time’.
9. Not allowed to dare the Aerialbots to eat bugs. They will always do it. (Except Silverbolt.)
10. Not allowed to yell “Open, dammit, open!” whenever Ultra Magnus is opening something.
11. Not allowed to tell him “I can’t deal with that now”, either.
12. Must not mock command decisions in front of the humans.
13. Not allowed to shave farm animals, particularly llamas.
14. Not allowed to see if jackrabbits have the same explosive properties as petrorabbits.
15. Not allowed to refer to humans as ‘squishies’.
16. Not allowed to use my alt mode to ‘squish’ things.
17. Not allowed to ask Prime when he’s going to stop impersonating John Wayne.
18. ‘Maximum Overdrive’ is not a training aid for dealing with Stunticons.
19. Not allowed to show ‘Pulp Fiction’ to any visiting Junkions.
20. Not allowed to refer to Vector Sigma as ‘Happy Fun Ball’.
21. Not allowed to ask Perceptor to further explain everything he says.
22. Not allowed to get the catapult anywhere near Prowl.
23. Must not quote ‘The Terminator’ in front of the humans.
24. Not allowed to paint smiley faces on my missles.
25. Not allowed to use any mention of the Matrix as a cue to play ‘The Touch’.
26. Not allowed to sing along with it, either.
27. Dinobots and kung fu movie showings-not a good idea.
28. Not allowed to ask Brawn how that shoulder’s doing.
29. Not allowed to ask to be called ‘cannon fodder’.
30. Not allowed to look innocent after yet another prank has been pulled.
OOC Note: This is just something inspired by or copied from The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army. Check it out; it's hilarious.
1. Not allowed to paint Bumblebee like ‘Herbie the Love Bug’.
2. Not allowed to taunt drivers with Decepticon insignias on their cars.
3. Not allowed to threaten to ‘tape over’ Steeljaw, Rewind, Eject, and Ramhorn.
4. Not allowed to teach children swear words when doing public relations at schools.
5. Not allowed to paint myself like Prowl or Red Alert as a joke. (Bluestreak and Sideswipe only)
6. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
7. Not allowed to make up random codes and yell them just to see Red Alert’s reaction.
8. Not allowed to try anything ‘I saw on Knight Rider this one time’.
9. Not allowed to dare the Aerialbots to eat bugs. They will always do it. (Except Silverbolt.)
10. Not allowed to yell “Open, dammit, open!” whenever Ultra Magnus is opening something.
11. Not allowed to tell him “I can’t deal with that now”, either.
12. Must not mock command decisions in front of the humans.
13. Not allowed to shave farm animals, particularly llamas.
14. Not allowed to see if jackrabbits have the same explosive properties as petrorabbits.
15. Not allowed to refer to humans as ‘squishies’.
16. Not allowed to use my alt mode to ‘squish’ things.
17. Not allowed to ask Prime when he’s going to stop impersonating John Wayne.
18. ‘Maximum Overdrive’ is not a training aid for dealing with Stunticons.
19. Not allowed to show ‘Pulp Fiction’ to any visiting Junkions.
20. Not allowed to refer to Vector Sigma as ‘Happy Fun Ball’.
21. Not allowed to ask Perceptor to further explain everything he says.
22. Not allowed to get the catapult anywhere near Prowl.
23. Must not quote ‘The Terminator’ in front of the humans.
24. Not allowed to paint smiley faces on my missles.
25. Not allowed to use any mention of the Matrix as a cue to play ‘The Touch’.
26. Not allowed to sing along with it, either.
27. Dinobots and kung fu movie showings-not a good idea.
28. Not allowed to ask Brawn how that shoulder’s doing.
29. Not allowed to ask to be called ‘cannon fodder’.
30. Not allowed to look innocent after yet another prank has been pulled.
OOC Note: This is just something inspired by or copied from The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the US Army. Check it out; it's hilarious.