I love midgets
I love midgets yes I do..I love midgets how bout you?
Yes, midgets. They are among us, they are us. Midgets are the coolest people in the world. Why you might ask? Well simply put, just look at them, their mannerisms, and these cool facts.
What makes midgest cool.....
1. Ever seen a midget try do a gang sign? Well if you do you'll bust out laughing.
2. How can you not like a guy who gets taller sitting down?
3. You ever seen a midget break dance and try to do the pinwheel? Funniest thing ever..period.
4. You ever seen a midgets with tourettes? Well I haven't but I sure would like to.
5. Ever met a midget who's last name is Small? I have...funny guy that inspired this thread. He rents movies in my store all the time.
He makes fun of me for being tall and I make fun of him for being short.
6. Your driver's photo id has your whole body in it. How is that not cool. All we get is the head shot and his whole body fits in there.
7. Can you straighten your leg out and stick you toe in your mouth with your leg still completely outstretched? I didn't think so.
Things I wonder about midgets...
1. Do midgets have regular size turds? Or little itty bitty midget turds?
2. Are they the same height at birth as a normal child?
Things you don't do to a midget.....
1. Ask him to pass something at the dinner table. Them arms only go so far.
2. Ask him if he's driving. That special seat he's got rigged up is uncomfortable.
3. Don't make fun of him for being a midget unless he gives you permission first. My other employee found out the hard way.
4. Don't ask him to run after the dog. The dog is bigger than he is most likely.
This blog was inspired by John Small and all the jokes he makes about himself being a midget. This is no way offends him
the least bit and even calls himself "God's practical joke on his mom". John is a Christian and you will meet him someday
if you are as well. That is all. - Tracer
Yes, midgets. They are among us, they are us. Midgets are the coolest people in the world. Why you might ask? Well simply put, just look at them, their mannerisms, and these cool facts.
What makes midgest cool.....
1. Ever seen a midget try do a gang sign? Well if you do you'll bust out laughing.
2. How can you not like a guy who gets taller sitting down?
3. You ever seen a midget break dance and try to do the pinwheel? Funniest thing ever..period.
4. You ever seen a midgets with tourettes? Well I haven't but I sure would like to.
5. Ever met a midget who's last name is Small? I have...funny guy that inspired this thread. He rents movies in my store all the time.
He makes fun of me for being tall and I make fun of him for being short.
6. Your driver's photo id has your whole body in it. How is that not cool. All we get is the head shot and his whole body fits in there.
7. Can you straighten your leg out and stick you toe in your mouth with your leg still completely outstretched? I didn't think so.
Things I wonder about midgets...
1. Do midgets have regular size turds? Or little itty bitty midget turds?
2. Are they the same height at birth as a normal child?
Things you don't do to a midget.....
1. Ask him to pass something at the dinner table. Them arms only go so far.
2. Ask him if he's driving. That special seat he's got rigged up is uncomfortable.
3. Don't make fun of him for being a midget unless he gives you permission first. My other employee found out the hard way.
4. Don't ask him to run after the dog. The dog is bigger than he is most likely.
This blog was inspired by John Small and all the jokes he makes about himself being a midget. This is no way offends him
the least bit and even calls himself "God's practical joke on his mom". John is a Christian and you will meet him someday
if you are as well. That is all. - Tracer