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a few things.........FUCK dude, I looooove Eminems new song "Ass Like That". It is so hilarious and the beat is the fucking shit. Also I have been fucking bumpin Jim Jones lately cause at first I though it was lame but it fucking rules. Oh yeah, no one ever calls me to chill or invites anywhere, it sucks. I am working around 50 hours a week up at Kings Island. I am incredibly tan already and I have been working out and am as muscular as ever.....aka check me out. I havent gotten to FUCKING mountain bike GOD DAMNITE in almost 2 weeks due to work and a badly sprained finger where my side ligament was torn and the top half of my finger was jammed down so it was even with my second knuckle. If that was confusing, just know that it was incredibly fucking sick looking and my pinky finger was half the size, until I pulled it back out and it got insanely swollen. Michael Jackson is free. The new lifeguards this year are fucking stupid, and there arent even any super-hot ones much less ones that are even that cute. The few that are are freakin morons. Keep in mind that I am a second-year guard. Theres a lifeguard campout Thursday night and I am going FUCK YEAH and gettin sooo crunk. I wish someone would call me up. Wednesday is my next off-day. I need to fucking start reading my summer book. I dont think I really mind that I have summer reading this year as a matter of fact. I have to shave my legs because of a bet on a crew softball game at Kings Island that we tied against the "Ducks" crew. Their supervisor had to shave his armpits too cause we tied. It was pretty fun and I was a fucking all-star. I havent set any records lately but be assured, I will.