SO HI

[datlowen]

Um, hi!

I've been dead for 14 weeks, but now I am alive again! This isn't a real update, but I wanted to let everyone know:

1) I AM ALIVE!

2) I AM WELL!

3) A real update is coming soon.

4) IF YOU ARE WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE YOU ARE INVITED! Seriously. As some of you know, Monday is the Celebration of Me! Where I turn actual 29, for the

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DUDE

[road_to_hell]

How the hell did I miss this post? I would have wished you a happy birthday!

HAPPY WAAAAAAAAAAY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

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[datlowen]

Hee. It's cool. HI! I'm still not dead! Isn't that awesome?!

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[road_to_hell]

I'm gonna call Guiness!

In other news, according to an online meme, we robbed a bank together, and since I'm poor I'm gonna assume you took all the cash. Gimme my half!

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[datlowen]

I WOULD NEV--

Wait. Sorry, I spent it on booze and hookers. I think one of the hookers might still be around. Warning: Male. But he's yours if you want him!

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[road_to_hell]

Hm. If there's enough booze left, I guess I can take the hooker. Either that or he can clean my room.

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[datlowen]

The booze is LONG gone. But yeah he can clean your room, although he may insist on doing it in a jockstrap.

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[road_to_hell]

Either it's a french maid's uniform, or it's nothing!

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[datlowen]

Nothing? He's a hooker, of course he can do it in nothing!

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[road_to_hell]

So no french maid outfit then? Damn.

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[datlowen]

That'll cost you extra. The robbery money's gone, as I noted.