Adventures & Misadventures

[datlowen]

Abstract

Mr. Mister should have an honorary degree. AREN'T I FUCKING ADORABLE?? I watched wy too much Murder, She Wrote as a child, and know way too much about Angela Lansbury generally. Today's word of the day makes me har. Because I am four. I had an adventure! I was in New York! I FedExed something! I reminisce about one of my favoritest books

Comments

[icecrmassasin]

you're a horrible homo if you just discovered that abomination.

[datlowen]

Dude. I told you that I watch car racing, right?

[icecrmassasin]

I play fantasy football...point???

[datlowen]

Apparently I'm a worse homo than you are. Unless playing fantasty football is somehow worth more negative gay points than watching car racing, but I kind of doubt that. I need the gay manual for this!

[loatiloat]

NASCAR is more negative points than fantasy football. And you get even more negative points since you have no roots in parts of the country where watching nascar is normal.

[datlowen]

How close am I to worst homo ever? Because I can totally atke up, like, boxing.

[loatiloat]

You are not close at all to being the worst. It's not that many negative points; they are starting to get some metrosexual drivers.

[datlowen]

You think NASCAR drivers are metrosexual, you should see F1. Holy HMOG.

[loatiloat]

Was the double use of holy on purpose? This question makes me wonder what the plural form of holy is.

[datlowen]

Yeah, totally meant to double holy.

Um, holy is most commonly an adjective, so it doesn't have a plural. Holy can be used to refer to saints or the like, however, in which cases I've always seen it spelled "Holies". I think the capital H is important, too.

[loatiloat]

Ooops; good point. I can think of an example now where they say holy holy holy.