Anti-Bullshit Amendment

[datlowen]

ABSTRACTIt's been three weeks since I updated! This is a long time, and a flimsy excuse for an extended analogy about rafting. I am a squirrel who writes bad porn. I met White Shirt's family! White Shirt and I do PRIDE! White Shirt and I are GAY GAY GAY! White Shirt and I break up! Which is really just an excuse to talk about the Dukes of Hazzard (

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[jgesteve]

Oh and the shoes are cute (and TANGIBLE) and you totally needed to buy them!

[datlowen]

Thanks! I like the flip-flops, too! And the like other 100 pairs of shoes I saw at DSW....

[jgesteve]

Can't really speak to the flip-flops... the nicest thing I can say about them is that they are brown, the second nicest thing I can say about them is they fit (unlike those ones you almost slide out of)... the third nicest thing I can say about them... j/k

[datlowen]

And the shoes you got!

[jgesteve]

Thanks... now I just need to go out and get jeans that are just a little shorter to go with them... the way the heel is on those shoes automatically drags the fringies under the foot and starts pulling the pants down little by little...

[datlowen]

Har. You get used to it, although the pants don't. It's hard having pants to go with different pairs of shoes.

[datlowen]

...and other first world problems.