So I had this idea, but actually it may turn out to be not needed. If I'd had it a few weeks ago, might have been another story. But I went ahead with it for this week. If anyone gets something out of it, I'll do it again. :)
Review the Reviews:
Here's the idea. I'm reading episode reviews and commenting on which ones are safe particularly for Sam fans who are bruised by the levels of Sam bashing out there. Now, and this is important, "Safe" doesn't necessarily mean I agree with the reviewer, or that you will, or that the review says only happy positive things, but I'll try and give you some idea of the tone. In 25 words or less.
Criteria:
My criteria for these reviews of the reviews is purely arbitrary and subject to change at my whim.
What I'm looking for in a review:
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/minis/sam.gif)
Is it Sam-Safe? Is there Sam bashing? (Even Soulless Sam deserves not to be bashed!)
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/minis/dean-1.gif)
Is it Dean-Safe? Dean bashing isn't good either because Sam wouldn't like it. And RoboSam shoots if he doesn't like you!
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/minis/castiel.gif)
I'm not specifically looking for Castiel-Safe but really, undue character bashing of any kind earns the review a
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/ghost.gif)
Grumpy Ghostie rating. I guess the Campbells are excepted from the no bashing, since they are the season's scapegoats and a lot of reviews would get the Ghostie...
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Sam & Dean Safe - the review has met all criteria. Go forth.
Other ratings:
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Scaredy Cat rating - given when the review does not meet Safe criteria and could cause arching of the back and excessive hissing and spitting.
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/gravestone.gif)
Gravely Marked rating - Do not go here. Trust me, I only want what's best for you.
![](http://www.no-assumptions.com/images/ss-head.gif)
Nessie Sighted rating - I didn't know what to make of this, you're on your on recognizance. Take your Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.
*[credits for the Sam & Dean, Cas and Metallicar sprites do NOT go to me. They are from
bittersweet_art, and I found them (and others)
here.
Here's something else you can use them for. The other icons, Scaredy Cat, Ghostie, and Nessie Head are gifs I picked up when dinosaurs ruled the Internets. The maker's site has been gone for years so I can't credit, but they are not mine. The same artist did the Santa sleigh and pumpkin I use sometimes.]
Which Reviews will I be reviewing?
Ones that I've read. :) I usually look at stuff on
dean_sam,
spn_heavymeta and anything picked up by
spnnewsletter. If there are reviews you'd like me to vet for you, just drop me a comment.
And now, on with the reviews!
Everything tagged episode review at
dean_sam:
The Sam bashing was scarce with this batch. Maybe I don't need to do these reviews of reviews!!
Supernatural 6-07 Family Matters bj
and_edPositive review, lots of bullet points. No bashing. Sam and Dean safe.
SPN #6x07 (episode review) bj
jessm78Review/recap from a very Sam-sympathetic viewpoint. Totally Sam AND Dean safe. Thoughtful.
06.07 in a shotgun. by
kajmerePlay by play style reaction with caps and exclamation points. Sam safe, Dean safe, positive review.
Family Matters Episode Reaction (Chock Full of Spoilers) bj
ancastarEpsiode review/reaction. Sam safe. She's a big Sam fan, feeling protective of Sam and a little unhappy with Dean this week. No bashing, though. Character discussion.
Um...okkk! Family matters... bj
ckllVery short episode reaction followed by buttloads of caps. No bashing, just general disgruntledness with the season. Given that, positive review for the episode.
S06 E07 " Family Matters " / My review with screencaps ... by
anastdeanLots of big screencaps. Sam safe, Dean safe. Generally positive review, though no shirtless Sam seems to count as a negative. ;)
Review: Family Matters bj
captainlonShortish episode review/reaction post with larger screencaps at the end. Sam safe, Dean safe for this time. Castiel... she likes Misha but counts it as a plus that Cas's appearance was brief and Sam-friendly. Sums up at the bottom with pluses and minuses. Generally positive review of the ep.
My Brother Sam, is Dead! Or my review of Supernatural 6.07 by
threecatmamaShort and sweet episode reaction, a few screencaps but not scads. 100% Sam and Dean safe.
6.07 ‘Family matters’ Review by
adrenalineshotsNo actual Sam bashing but some of her Sam characterizations irritated me a little. She's very much into Dean & Castiel's relationship. Not a negative per se but there are plenty of reviews of this ep that don't edge towards being mildly condescending about Sam's issues. My take, YMMV. Not certified Sam safe entirely, but not a trainwreck.
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Nessie Sighted rating - I didn't know what to make of this, you're on your on recognizance. Take your Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.
Supernatural 6.07 "Family Matters" Thoughts (w/screencaps) by
djlover32Lots of aforementioned small screenshots, mostly a recap with some commentary and reactions. No bashing (except of Campbells but that's standard, isn't it?). Little bit of specuation at the end based on preview for next week. Sam safe, Dean safe.
Supernatural Recap and Reaction - Family Matters (6.07) by
rachelismosVery lengthy epsiode reaction, with small but plentiful screencaps. Nice layout. Humorous; a touch here and there of tongue in cheek wincest jokes. Positive review. No bashing of anyone except Campbells, which for some will be a plus. ;) Sam safe, Dean safe.
Supernatural Episode 6.07 Family Matters review by
verdande_miBulleted, recapped in order with reactions, nice summary. 100% Sam and Dean Safe.
Does it really matter? Hell yes! review by
romancitoShort, positive episode reaction type review. Sam safe, Dean safe. NOT a fan of Campbells, particularly Gwen, for some reason but hey, not what I'm concerned about. ;)
From
spn_heavymeta:
Not many episode reviews so far here. I'm sure there will be some more posted though.
SPN 6.07 - And the baddie is … by
yourlibrarianNo Sam or Dean bashing per se. Maybe I need an icon for show bashing. Seriously, nothing to dodge here as far as negativity to Sam, but I just found the tone irritating. Not my favorite reviewer in general though. Ignore me if you love her stuff.
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Nessie Sighted rating - I didn't know what to make of this, you're on your on recognizance. Take your Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.
From the episode reaction post for
spnnewsletter SPN Ep: Family Matters bj
the_other_sandyShort episode reaction. No Sam bashing, a little Dean thwapping, but it's on Sam's behalf and not unreasonable. Positive for the episode, though season reaction isn't terribly.
12:30 am - Where did the real world go? bj
luvplatinumbabyMini rant. Not a whole lot to do with the episode. No character bashing, just general show critique. Really not a review of the episode, though it was posted with episode reactions. Go figure.
Episode reaction (no title) by
altyronsmakerRecap/review. No bashing, generally positive, theories discussed.
Episode reaction (no title) by
persunaNo bashing, all character safe, interested speculative positive review. Seriously, where is all the bashing this week?
Supernatural 6x07: Family Matters bj
tinitrinityNo bashing. Momentary touchiness about characters in the ep bashing on Dean. *shrug* Wants moar Cas. Safe enough.
about spn bj
awakencordyNo bashing. What she thinks is great for Sam is kind of weird. Someone wants time to reverse again.
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Nessie Sighted rating - I didn't know what to make of this, you're on your on recognizance. Take your Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.
SPN 6.07 [episode reaction, spn, tv, public post] by
naatzEpisode recap.review with screencaps. Okay, there was a little much yelling at Dean in caps for last weeks beat down, which carried over to the first scene or so of this week's episode. However if you can skate past that (or if you agree with it) the rest is okay. Nice commentary at the end about storytelling structure.
Okay, that's it for now!
Let me know if this is still a worthwile idea. I think maybe I'd have had more to do if I'd started last week, with all the gleeful comments floating around about Sammy's beat down. However if we're over a series hump, I'm not going to complain.
Happy trails till next time, and remember if you have any reviews you'd like me to vet, just drop a URL here.
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