tuesday exercise
Olympiad, rps
PG-13 unless you have a filthy vivid imagination
Phelps/Lochte
8/19/2008 9:09 AM
"Cheeseburger in Paradise"
"Open up, Mike."
"Nnnn."
"Open up, come on, get your lazy ass up and open the door."
"Nnnnn nh."
"Do it, come on, get up, open the door."
"Nnn! ...'m sleepin..."
"If you were 'sleepin', you wouldn't be talking to me, open up!"
"Nnnnnnnnn... why?"
"Open the door. You'll be sorry if you don't, I'll eat it myself..."
"......Nnn?"
"Okay, I'm going to eat it, cause it shouldn't be allowed to get cold, they're only half as good when they're cooled down."
"....what?"
"Open the door, this is your last chance. I have. What you want."
".......What?!"
"Mmmmm chee-eeseburger.... Wow, that was fast, hey, wait a minute, hold on now... don't mug me... damn!"
"That was... good."
"The look on your face... it's kind of obscene you know. You look like you just had a blow job."
"Why didn't you bring two?"
"I already ate mine, you think I didn't know what would happen to it? Ha ha..."
"No, I meant two for me. Why didn't you bring two for me?"
"You really are full of yourself, aren't you? It's really true."
"I'm not full, that's the whole problem. You shoulda brought two."
"You're welcome. And how do you know I didn't?"
"You just said..."
"Hey! Hey, wait a minute, what are you... I don't have a cheeseburger concealed in my jock!"
"Like you said, how do I know? I mean you say something like that..."
"...Stop that!"
"...I kinda have to strip search you now, don't I?"
"Hey! Careful with those! They've been in my family a long time!"
"Ha ha, I bet. No, no cheeseburger here..."
"See I told you.. hey! HEY! Get your..."
"Of course I haven't looked everywhere yet..."
"Mike... MIKE!"
"Hahaha that was a great noise! You actually squeaked! Like a mouse... or a kind of big rat... do it again..."
"I did no...MIKE! STOP THA...aaa...aaaaaaa...."
"Heheheh... are you sure you want me to? I dunno... you don't look like you really want me to..."
"Aaaahh..."
"You don't feel..."
"Ohgod!"
"...like you want me to..."
"Nghhhgng!"
"Nope, I don't think you want me to. And I'm not one hundred per cent sure you don't have a... unh... cheeseburger in there somewhere..."
"No! I don...aaahhh... oh oh oh oh... there, theretherethereTHERE!"
"Unnhhh... there?"
"YESSSS! Aaa aaaaa aaaaaa...."
"There? ...like that? Unhhh... and how about THAT? Oh, yeah... I think I... ohh... yeah... yeah..."
"MIKE! Mymymymymyyyyyyyy....AH!AH!AH!AH!AHHHHHH!!!"
"Ohcrap! Ry... Unh unh unh...I... unh...think...unh..."
"Shuddupshuddupshuddup, no NO DON'T STOP MORE DO.. YEAH YEAH YEEEEE..."
"...there... unh unh UNH! ...issssss...."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"RY!!"
"....ohhhhh... get... off me... you weigh a ton..."
"Shut up and hold... still...ohhhhh, yeah, that's better. No.. don't fall off...gotcha... as I was saying..."
"...don't you ever shut up?"
"Only when I'm swimming. I think... no... there definitely was..."
"Was... what... mmmm that feels nice..."
"Yeah it does... oh, there definitely was another... mm... cheeseburger."
"Ohgoodlord... you suck, yanno that?"
"...well, yeah, I can... but are you ready again, so quick, I mean after..."
"Ohhhhhhh. That's baaad..."
"But it could be good... besides, wouldn't you like to know what I would do, for some curly fries?"
"...I'll get some."
"That's what I'm talking about!"
8/19/2008 9:49 AM
PG-13 unless you have a filthy vivid imagination
Phelps/Lochte
8/19/2008 9:09 AM
"Cheeseburger in Paradise"
"Open up, Mike."
"Nnnn."
"Open up, come on, get your lazy ass up and open the door."
"Nnnnn nh."
"Do it, come on, get up, open the door."
"Nnn! ...'m sleepin..."
"If you were 'sleepin', you wouldn't be talking to me, open up!"
"Nnnnnnnnn... why?"
"Open the door. You'll be sorry if you don't, I'll eat it myself..."
"......Nnn?"
"Okay, I'm going to eat it, cause it shouldn't be allowed to get cold, they're only half as good when they're cooled down."
"....what?"
"Open the door, this is your last chance. I have. What you want."
".......What?!"
"Mmmmm chee-eeseburger.... Wow, that was fast, hey, wait a minute, hold on now... don't mug me... damn!"
"That was... good."
"The look on your face... it's kind of obscene you know. You look like you just had a blow job."
"Why didn't you bring two?"
"I already ate mine, you think I didn't know what would happen to it? Ha ha..."
"No, I meant two for me. Why didn't you bring two for me?"
"You really are full of yourself, aren't you? It's really true."
"I'm not full, that's the whole problem. You shoulda brought two."
"You're welcome. And how do you know I didn't?"
"You just said..."
"Hey! Hey, wait a minute, what are you... I don't have a cheeseburger concealed in my jock!"
"Like you said, how do I know? I mean you say something like that..."
"...Stop that!"
"...I kinda have to strip search you now, don't I?"
"Hey! Careful with those! They've been in my family a long time!"
"Ha ha, I bet. No, no cheeseburger here..."
"See I told you.. hey! HEY! Get your..."
"Of course I haven't looked everywhere yet..."
"Mike... MIKE!"
"Hahaha that was a great noise! You actually squeaked! Like a mouse... or a kind of big rat... do it again..."
"I did no...MIKE! STOP THA...aaa...aaaaaaa...."
"Heheheh... are you sure you want me to? I dunno... you don't look like you really want me to..."
"Aaaahh..."
"You don't feel..."
"Ohgod!"
"...like you want me to..."
"Nghhhgng!"
"Nope, I don't think you want me to. And I'm not one hundred per cent sure you don't have a... unh... cheeseburger in there somewhere..."
"No! I don...aaahhh... oh oh oh oh... there, theretherethereTHERE!"
"Unnhhh... there?"
"YESSSS! Aaa aaaaa aaaaaa...."
"There? ...like that? Unhhh... and how about THAT? Oh, yeah... I think I... ohh... yeah... yeah..."
"MIKE! Mymymymymyyyyyyyy....AH!AH!AH!AH!AHHHHHH!!!"
"Ohcrap! Ry... Unh unh unh...I... unh...think...unh..."
"Shuddupshuddupshuddup, no NO DON'T STOP MORE DO.. YEAH YEAH YEEEEE..."
"...there... unh unh UNH! ...issssss...."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"RY!!"
"....ohhhhh... get... off me... you weigh a ton..."
"Shut up and hold... still...ohhhhh, yeah, that's better. No.. don't fall off...gotcha... as I was saying..."
"...don't you ever shut up?"
"Only when I'm swimming. I think... no... there definitely was..."
"Was... what... mmmm that feels nice..."
"Yeah it does... oh, there definitely was another... mm... cheeseburger."
"Ohgoodlord... you suck, yanno that?"
"...well, yeah, I can... but are you ready again, so quick, I mean after..."
"Ohhhhhhh. That's baaad..."
"But it could be good... besides, wouldn't you like to know what I would do, for some curly fries?"
"...I'll get some."
"That's what I'm talking about!"
8/19/2008 9:49 AM