Don't run with scissors.

[datapwns]

I slept a sufficient amount of hours last night, yet I am feeling incredibly drowsy at quite an embarrassing time

Comments

[petit_shinigami]

Why are you running with scissors, Renji-san? o__o

[datapwns]

I wasn't. That would be quite dangerous.

Unless that was my intention.

[petit_shinigami]

....it's your intention to be dangerous? o__o

[datapwns]

Not currently. But situations may change.

[petit_shinigami]

Why do you want to be dangerous?

[datapwns]

Fear is a useful tool to get what you want.

[petit_shinigami]

That's true. But I'm sure there are things more scary than scissors?

[datapwns]

Bazookas are less mobile.

[petit_shinigami]

And probably more than a little conspicuous?

[datapwns]

Also true, although bazookas would seem more intimidating, don't you think?

Perhaps I could carry both.

[petit_shinigami]

Just a little.

What about swords?

[datapwns]

Swords are a little overdone, I think. Genichirou has one and everyone knows Saeki has one, no thanks to Shishido.

I should look into archery too.

[petit_shinigami]

Unless they're zanpakutou. But I don't think you can technically have one outside of Soul Society.

You could ask Ishida. Archery actually looks like it would be fun.

[datapwns]

That would most likely be out of my league. Although it would be exciting to have one.

I'll definitely consider it. Always good to increase one's arsenal.

[petit_shinigami]

I gave one to Matt for his birthday. I don't think he can use it like we use usual zanpakutou though. Although maybe he can, since he lives with a shinigami.

...is there anyone in particular you're trying to scare, Renji-san?

[datapwns]

I think I'd like one that uses water or air. That would be impressive.

Of course not, Rukia. I'm a very nice person.