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[datapwns]

Hm. It's been a while.

List of New Observances (or Don't Tell Me This is My Competition)

1. There is a severe lack of lj-cut use. Nothing ruins online friendships faster than a flist page wider than one's screen or an embedded video that makes one's flist load 10x slower.

2. If you want to be the biggest BNF, the first step should be obvious --

Comments

[slobberymongrel]

Why bunnies, I wonder?

[datapwns]

The world may never know.

Is there another animal you feel that would be a better substitute?

[slobberymongrel]

Sure. I mean, if it's a big fat load of a great idea, it should be a plot bison or something. And if its a really wicked amazing idea, it should be a plot dragon. Or maybe a plot manatee.

[datapwns]

Interesting. Plot manatee certainly has a distinct ring to it.

[slobberymongrel]

I rather thought so. Plot gazelle? Plot badger? Plot crocodile? Plot tucan? The possibilities are endless. I think there should be a coup. The bunnies represent the forced conformity of the system.

When you write your fic, use a plot aramadillo and fight the Man.

[datapwns]

Plot blue-footed boobie?

The... Man? I'm not quite sure I follow.

[slobberymongrel]

Now you're talking. El Chupacabra plot.

The Man, mate. He's why you have to go to school and work and be a productive member of society and not sit around in your skivvies all day and eat butterscotch pudding and snog.

He's a real prick.

[petit_shinigami]

What's wrong with bunnies?

[slobberymongrel]

Nothing wrong perse, but its just that they represent the accepted social standards and oppressing comformity demanded of we, the people, of this day and age.

Its the cotten tails and whiskers that do it, I think.