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[datapwns]

Firstly. Masaharu and/or Hiroshi.

Sadaharu left a... kit here for you. Please come pick it up asap as some of the material inside is quite disturbing. Would one or both of you happen to have a venereal disease?Secondly. Rikkai regulars

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[phantom_lefty]

OOH. Do I get to come to the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition marathon??

[datapwns]

I didn't know you could focus your attention on a single thing for more than 30 minutes, Akaya. Aside from tennis, that is.

[phantom_lefty]

Well, okay, no, I can't. But do I still get to come, senpaaai?

[datapwns]

Of course. I imagine Masaharu will need someone to entertain him when his own attention span reaches its limit after 40 minutes.

[phantom_lefty]

Waitwaitwait, Niou-senpai has a longer attention span than me?!

[datapwns]

The extra 10 minutes is him trying to grope Hiroshi and eventually giving up when there's a lack of response.

It's new.

[phantom_lefty]

Oh, GROSS, they're my parents, I don't wanna hear that kinda stuff!

[datapwns]

Ah, of course. My apologies.

Shouldn't you be calling Masaharu, father then?

[phantom_lefty]

Weeeeeell, not really, 'cause Niou-senpai's only my step-papa, and Mama won't tell me who my real father is, except that I think we've narrowed it down to Sanada-san and someone else who I totally forgot.

[datapwns]

That sounds like quite the scandal. I didn't know that Hiroshi had someone before Masaharu.

[phantom_lefty]

He said I'm Devil Spawn, so I'm guessing that it was either Sanada-san or Tezuka or maybe Yukimura-buchou, but I'm not really sure at all.

[datapwns]

...

It's not Seiichi.

[phantom_lefty]

...That was a joke, senpai, a joke, like hahaha, joke!! I don't actually think I'm Yukimura-buchou's son, 'cause that'd be a little weird, considering. So uh. Yeah.

[datapwns]

Considering what, exactly?

[phantom_lefty]

...Nothing? Ahahahaha. Ha.

[datapwns]

Akaya.