Genichirou --

[datapwns]

This is a good look for you.

Comments

[toroooonnnndou]

These hips don't lie.

[datapwns]

Whoever you're waiting to marry, you should forget about it.

[toroooonnnndou]

I can see jealousy in your closed eyes.

[datapwns]

Don't make me laugh.

[toroooonnnndou]

I have no jokes.

[datapwns]

They would not be funny even if you did.

[toroooonnnndou]

You're so ugly that you made an onion cry.

[datapwns]

...

How dare you.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

[toroooonnnndou]

Now it's personal.

You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest, you were turned down for being a professional.

[datapwns]

Bring it on.

You're so ugly that when you stick your face out the car window, you get arrested for mooning.

[toroooonnnndou]

It's been brought.

You're so ugly that when you sit in the sand, cats try to bury you.

[datapwns]

Your words are of an amateur's.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick-or-Treat by phone.

[toroooonnnndou]

Only a true amateur would say that.

You're so stupid that you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

[datapwns]

... Oh, no you didn't.

Your mother's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

[toroooonnnndou]

Yeah. I went there. And I bought a souvenir.

Don't you bring my mother into this.

You're so stupid that you went to library and asked what they sold there.

[datapwns]

I spit on your souvenir.

And it's your mother's fault that you're here.

Your mother's so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.