Journal entry 002 - Video

[super_civilized]

[The feed shows Obi-Wan thoroughly investigating some circular, shiny, silver... thing.]

I seem to have found a  roll of adhesive material.

[He holds it up so the camera can film it.]

I haven't the slightest idea of what it could be used for.

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[mercwithmouth]

Only, oh, everything. Haven't you ever heard of duct tape?

[super_civilized]

No. I have not.

[mercwithmouth]

This universe sucks. You got duct tape, and all I got was a broken lightsaber.

[Holds it up.]

[super_civilized]

[Obi-Wan's eyes widen.]

How... odd. Would you like to trade, perhaps?

[mercwithmouth]

Please, a lightsaber's worth a ton more than duct tape. Even if duct tape is the only thing lightsabers can't cut through.

[Or something.]

[super_civilized]

I'm certain a lightsaber could cut through this... duct tape.

Now it would be most appreciated if you could return that hilt to me.

[mercwithmouth]

How appreciated? On a scale of 1 to giving Wade cash?

[super_civilized]

Most appreciated.

[mercwithmouth]

Well, that's not a number.

[super_civilized]

Neither is giving you cash, Wade. Although, I will admit that involves numbers. In theory.

[mercwithmouth]

This is true, but I could be bribed into...

WHO TOLD YOU MY SECRET IDENTITY?

[super_civilized]

Secret identity?

[mercwithmouth]

It's Deadpool, punk. Wade Wilson's true name must remain unknown for the safety of his friends and family!

...I don't have any friends.

Except Bob, but I don't care if he dies.

[super_civilized]

Oh, I understand completely.

[mercwithmouth]

So do I get my duct tape or do I kill your lightsaber?

[super_civilized]

Yes, if you give me the lightsaber I will give you the duct tape.