[first prong; video]
[The video blinks on with an image much like this. A young man is confused, mostly naked save for a pair of dark maroon boxer briefs. His right hand flails about as it smacks the datapad, first accidentally. Then he hits it again with purpose and pulls it closer to him, poking at the buttons and the screen. His fingers keep coming back to the screen, filling the video feed with different angles and areas of his hand as if that will help accomplish anything.]
If I'm going to be robbed of my clothes, the least I demand is some monetary compensation. [He's speaking to the datapad as if it will listen and shakes it and pokes it at the bottom, hoping money will spill out.] What is this?! Make it worth my trouble you pervert!
[He drops the datapad to the floor, where it makes a spectacular series of beeps and whistles, warning him not to do that again. James steps out of bed to pick up the datapad and steps right over it, staring down with a frown. As the camera is looking at him from an upward angle, be very thankful (or not) that he wears tight fitting underwear.]
If I'm going to be robbed of my clothes, the least I demand is some monetary compensation. [He's speaking to the datapad as if it will listen and shakes it and pokes it at the bottom, hoping money will spill out.] What is this?! Make it worth my trouble you pervert!
[He drops the datapad to the floor, where it makes a spectacular series of beeps and whistles, warning him not to do that again. James steps out of bed to pick up the datapad and steps right over it, staring down with a frown. As the camera is looking at him from an upward angle, be very thankful (or not) that he wears tight fitting underwear.]