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[thinkingerman]

[Asuka's sprawled across her bed, looking broody as hell.]

So we're supposed to be fighting in this war or something, right? So who's giving out the orders? What are we supposed to respond to?

[Frustrated growl, followed by German swearing.]

If you brought me here to fight, then fine, but don't string me along like a child.

Comments

[abovetwinsuns]

Do you even know what this war's about?

[thinkingerman]

What are all wars about? One side's unhappy with another side and is attacking them, so the other side retaliates. That's all you need to know.

[abovetwinsuns]

...fair enough.

Still doesn't change the fact that you seem pretty excited to defend a cause you don't believe in.

[thinkingerman]

The way I see it, when the war ends, there will be nothing stopping these people from figuring out a way to send us home. [SNIDE] Besides, I've already fought in one war. What's another?

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[mrbaseballfan]

I'd enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts.

[Audio]

[thinkingerman]

That sort of attitude will just make you lazy and lethargic and unprepared for when the next strike happens. I saw that memo that got leaked- if they go after Telos while our people are traveling there, then they could easily come here next.

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[mrbaseballfan]

Why do you think I'm already on Telos? I don't wanna get mixed up in another fight, but I'm not gonna let someone hurt innocent people either.

[Audio]

[thinkingerman]

[INSERT GERMAN SWEARING HERE.]

Mein Gott. I knew I should've gone when I had the chance. [...Yeah, she's just looking for an opportunity to show off. She's Rachel Berry. She needs applause to live.]

[hiddenpower]

... No one's stringing you along.

[thinkingerman]

Oh no? Then how do you explain bringing me here and telling me it's for some war, and then never giving me anymore information than that. A soldier can't exactly march without marching orders, you know?

[hiddenpower]

We're not from here though, and I don't think anyone meant to bring us here. They're just trying to deal with the situation the best they can.

Besides, it's a good thing that there are no orders. That means no one's fighting or getting hurt.

[thinkingerman]

It also means that we're not getting sent back where we came from. The sooner the war ends, the sooner we go home. [...In theory.]

[capttight_pants]

I promise, I won't be treatin' ya like a child anymore. Really, I won't even make ya wear a silly bib.

[thinkingerman]

[SUCH OFFENSE, MAL. SUCH OFFENSE.]

Are you making fun of me?

[capttight_pants]

What in the 'verse'd make ya think that?!

[thinkingerman]

[THIS FACE, MAL. THIS FACE.]

voice;

[lily_schlaflied]

[...D:]

But what if something happens to you?

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[thinkingerman]

Nothing's going to happen to me. I'm an elite pilot. I've already fought in one war.

[FORGETTING THAT SHE JUST SPENT, LIKE, A MONTH IN A COMA AFTER BEING MIND-RAPED INTO USELESSNESS IN THAT WAR... She got better.]