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[demonologist]

What in the blazes...?

[Wes spins around, once, then twice, trying to get his bearings; to make sense of what he's experiencing. He examines himself with bemusement, somewhat mortified that he's only in his boxers. Where had his clothes gone? Surely inter-dimensional travel did not whisk away one's outer garments

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[yodaknowswhat]

[You don't know him, Wes, but he knows you and he is... IDK, smug, because WOW YOU SURE ARE LAMER THAN THE LAST TIME HE SAW YOU.

So yes, Andrew's using the Trademark Srs Watcherchan Voice.]

Relax, Pryce. You're not Pylea anymore.

[demonologist]

I think I gathered that, thanks. But where exactly am I? And how do you know my name?

[yodaknowswhat]

You're on Coruscant, one of the more wider-known planets in the Star Wars universe- I would have gone with something a little less... Mainstream, but it is the hub of the galaxy. And home of the Jedi Council, which... I don't get, since we were brought here by the Sith.

[Yeah, he lost his train of thought there...]

[demonologist]

[He nods in acknowledgment of the information he's been given.]

You still didn't answer my second question. I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage.

[yodaknowswhat]

I have many people at a disadvantage, Pryce. It's the burden I must bear by being... From the future.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE] But if you must know, I'm Andrew. Andrew Wells. Mr. Giles's Top Man.

[slayerdom]

[ This is a look at Andrew that says REALLY??? Then she addresses Wesley. ] He's Tucker's brother. [ She expects Wesley to know Tucker from prom, okay, no matter how long it's been. ] Also, our tech guy. Mostly it's easier to just ignore him.

[yodaknowswhat]

Like he really knows about the demon dogs. [Yeah, about that...]

[demonologist]

[Wes gives Andrew a dryly arched brow.]

I do, actually. If I recall correctly, Tucker Wells was attempting to cause a Prom massacre by training several hell hounds to attack people dressed in formal wear.

[He turns his attention to Buffy.]

And his brother is now your tech guy? Mr. Giles' top man...?

[yodaknowswhat]

[SULKING FOREVER]

Buffy doesn't know all the details- she's tiny... As in from the past. Though she is tiny in the other way too. That's just less important.

[demonologist]

[Buffy may be petite, but she can snap them both in half with her pinky finger. Wes sizes up the younger Wells brother and then cuts to the chase.]

I'm going to assume that you're well-versed in the lore of the Star Wars movie franchise. I could do with getting up to speed. And if you could point me towards any other pertinent sources of information regarding our current situation, it would be much appreciated.

[yodaknowswhat]

I like you better like this. Future-You is a lot less understanding... And has stubble, which isn't always a good choice. [He clears his throat and... Oh here comes the superior attitude.] I'm kind of a walking encyclopedia- Buffy's knowledge of her surroundings comes directly from me... And Jacen. Sometimes. Mostly, it's me.

But, uh, Dawn did collect some info on the... Piddly little details for the less-informed.